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[challenge entry] kinder 404
probably already been done.
I'm new here. don't kill me

From the What I found in my Kinder Egg challenge. See all 440 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:16, archived)
# haha. clever
AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE URINE IN THE CAFETERIA.
(duz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# it's okay.
i licked it clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:19, archived)
# did
someone leave a trail of your favorite booze in front of you ala the carling ad
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# actually,
i just felt like licking up some wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# You know...
there's a limit MOST people won't cross...

But you just drive off the fucking cliff...

I like that about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# i do apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# what?
Because I think that's funny?

Oh no! Never apologize! You are a good guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# in that case,
i will continue wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# *points in the other direction*
as long as it's not on me...

At least not tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# i'm sure i'll find a willing b3tan
to cum on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:37, archived)
# is it true
that you're b3ta's biggest wanker??
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# quite possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:44, archived)
# bukake sponge
just ask for one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# wee
that you do when you've had a few pints doesn't have much amonia in it

I don't think
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# depends what pints
you're drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# what if
you're drinking pints of amonia
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# i think
you die.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# no no
I think therefore I am
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# ach aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# :)
I should be shaking your hand on the 9th of august edinbash

as you are truly unique :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:40, archived)
# i'm really not sure
whether that is a good thing or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:46, archived)
# good or bad
it will definately be strange
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)
# haha.
frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:56, archived)
# don't
forget the train tick..

oh you remembered, its in your username
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 3:01, archived)
# pints
of old eskimo wee
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# never had
any trouble with that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:36, archived)
# its
ice filtered
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# I
heard that induit indian medicine men eat peyote (or some other hallucinagen) then keep drinking their wee as it gets stronger as its passed through the body
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Same thing happens
with shrooms and acid.... I have been told
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# field
of shrooms near my house

though never taken any available if I fancied
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# the garth
is a haven for shroom growth.
should have taken some while we were doing the coconut thing.
would have turned out so much different.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# errr
to acheive what exactly??
(tasty, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:41, archived)
# some
constant state of higher concienceness or something along those lines
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# It recycles
the hallucinogenic stuff so you can keep tripping. As well as having pissy smelling breath
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:43, archived)
# I didn't
need to hear that...

*HURL*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# i hate when that happens
especially when i only buy it for the toy
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:17, archived)
# You do that too?
My work colleagues thought it was sweet, when I came to work with a half dozen kinder eggs. It would be all smiles and laughter until I got one of those poxy jigsaw puzzles, or crappy plastic figurines. Bastards! Why do that! I wan't something to build and put stickers on......
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# And then blu-tack it to
the top of your monitor with the other 56 toys?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Never did that.
Once I'd built them and had my half minute of amusement out of them, people used to claim them. Then they'd stick them on the monitors with blu-tack.... Sad feckers

Though I did keep one. It was a little hedgehog riding in a flower car....
(Barnaby Jones, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:32, archived)
# actually...........i lied
all we have in the US is these crappy disney things called "wonder balls". All they have is stickers or candy in them, and there in ball shape, not egg shape.
(I helped save b3ta! tafkaz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# hmm
wonder balls, hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Yeah...
THey used to have toys in them, until some dipshit kid in some middle state choked on one and died.

So.. what did the parents do? Did they blame themselves for not watching their idiotic progeny?

NO! They sued Hershey! And here's the kicker! They WON!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:34, archived)
# I
was thinking more sex toy :)

that reminds me of some woman who was gobbling down crisps so fast she didn't notice the plastic sealed plasic disc in the packet, nearly withdrew them cause the silly greedy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:38, archived)
# NO...
You can get these here...

At Cost Plus I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:33, archived)
# why?
you kill trees.
or do you think they don't count?
you reckon they don't feel it when you're chopping them up and burning them ey?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# How
can I kill a tree if its already dead? Hmm, my head is burning thinking about that one
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:18, archived)
# "modding" it...
as all the 1337 h4xx0rz say...
(duz, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:20, archived)
# ah
true

but that fnucking speech goes above my head, only knowing a coupla words
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# all i know of it
is that 3 is E.
And that the people who speak it are cretins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:24, archived)
# hahaha
thats very true, though I may be a cretin as I have been known to shorten what I type
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# hehe
i'm pretty fluent :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:25, archived)
# pretty fluid?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# yeah
iron filings in my man fluid :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# blimey.
that'll be a spit then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Or is that
A-ffluent?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# l33t
0|\|ly l4m3r5 5p34k l33t
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:26, archived)
# hahahah
lamer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:28, archived)
# yep
i'm a lame n00b :-p
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:30, archived)
# I like it!
I'm not gonna kill ya, not with a "woo" post.

Edit: The thing that will get you "killed" is asking for music codes. Don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:23, archived)
# But but...
where do you upload the internet?

THIS PLAEC IS SOO CONFEWSING TEW ME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Scoop,
a spelling mistake.... it should have been "uplaod" surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:29, archived)
# is it?
OHHH EIM SEW KONFEWSED!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I feel suicidal......
Any chance of some music codes??
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:53, archived)
# woo yay
all this response from my first post!

Oh yes
And on that note, i'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 2:50, archived)
# but
i cant afford an account upgrade. now thats just downright cruel
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 23 Jul 2003, 19:38, archived)