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[challenge entry] i find they make usefull additions

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(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Like it.

Just been to Tescos and had to look twice at the cartons of Goat's Milk - b3ta has poisoned my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:30, archived)
# goatse milk ?
EWWW
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Who buys
goats milk.

I mean, enough for a major multiple to stock it??? I bet it's one or two of you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Yoghurt-weaving, vegetarian, cat-loving lesbians
that's who.

edit: used to work in a brasserie in Brighton, some soap-dodgers once had a go at us for not stocking soya milk. twat mangles.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)
# you left out tree hugging!

(cheebatv, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# tree-dwelling
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# comfortably-shod
practically coiffed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Isn't it
for people with asthma or eczema or something? We used to have it at home 'cos I had diseased sisters - it's foul stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:33, archived)
# mainly people illeric to something
like ma father-in-law cant drink real milk but can drink goats milk
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I knew it
I hope you teased them terribly.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:34, archived)
# no
'cos they were bigger than me.

Occaisionally I used to attempt to pick flaky bits off them when they weren't looking though. They didn't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I can imagine
actually the imagining process, is making me feel a wee bit ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 13:39, archived)