i got my hair cut today
just thought you all might like to know.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:08,
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I once
got my willy caught in my zipper.
Thought you would like to know
winces at the memory
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:10,
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Thought you would like to know
winces at the memory
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mind you - you could always find some kind hearted samaritan to kiss it better. How about Jeff he's a glass c**ksucker!
Joke to you hugo_rune but not to Geoff Twat in case he's real
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:13,
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Joke to you hugo_rune but not to Geoff Twat in case he's real
It is not good.
Thats why I dont wear trousers any more.
Skirts rule.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23,
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Skirts rule.
I have a sarong at home.
I haven't worn it since Glastonbury (99? I think), where some "lads" with no necks tried to pull it down (without success, pussies that they were!).
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:28,
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honestly, considering you've never seen me,
i don't think you will recognise me. it was long and now its medium length, just plain and straight and boring.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:13,
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out of interest ...
is the "mhm" in your name for "Mad Hatter Matrix"?
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:16,
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