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# I once
got my willy caught in my zipper.
Thought you would like to know
winces at the memory
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mind you - you could always find some kind hearted samaritan to kiss it better. How about Jeff he's a glass c**ksucker!

Joke to you hugo_rune but not to Geoff Twat in case he's real
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# frank
and beans
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Haven't we all?
Tight denims + no pants = ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# It is not good.
Thats why I dont wear trousers any more.
Skirts rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# I have a sarong at home.
I haven't worn it since Glastonbury (99? I think), where some "lads" with no necks tried to pull it down (without success, pussies that they were!).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)