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# Ive had a fun day
Almost got the sack this morning.
I was only downing a bottle of stella artois at 10:30 in the morning.

Sounds like a bad thing to do in work but it was done as a joke. The type of agency I work in is a relaxed environment type place.Unfortunately someone who I cosidered a friend and had a lot of respect for went balistic at me shouting at me like a little kid.
Tells the boss, boss wants to sack me but I have one more chance. Did I harm anyone or the company by drinking one bottle of stella artois that was in the company fridge because it was at the wrong time of day? Obviously I did. I over estimated the intelligence of certain people in my work. Especially when the boss tells me for a start he's worried as to why i need a drink at 10:30 in the morning.(It was a frigging joke, not a funny one but a light hearted one)
(Mr.Mantlepies, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# did they want you to start earlier?
tsk. advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# If they were as cool
an agency as they make themselves out to be they should have made light of the situation. Sadly they aren't
(Mr.Mantlepies, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# I know what will cheer you up...
look, this is where I live, how nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# On a tablemat?
Student poverty is a real problem then. Nice view, mind.
(Vivid, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# would it be
alright if i came over and had a picnic on that lovely grassy area.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# fine
but the pub is just across the road there, under the church spire. Incidently Michael Caine lives next to the church, we can invite him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Coo
Michael Caine would be a fantastic interviewee for the site.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Sadly my friend
he only comes out if you tempt him with marmalade, and I've run out.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# How about
a niiice bit of Tomato Chutney?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry
did I say picnic? I meant piss up
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Its very
picturesque.
Hows the local pub?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# The Stag
blinding local, none of your plastic pub lark, just smelly old men, good beer and an open mike night every thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Does it have
a Quiz night and a Meat Raffle and do the locals all have their own pint mugs?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Tankards
No meat raffle, sadly, but the place really smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# That'll be the locals.
They probably havent left the pub for years.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I won
a meat raffle in Australia 3 days before I had to leave the country....
we were feeding top class pork chops to cats and eating roast beef for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# You cant beat
a traditional meat raffle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# You can say that again
nothing like the feeling of winning either
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)
# I want to live there
where the people laugh at you when u drink alcoholic beverages at uunusual times.
(Mr.Mantlepies, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# they sound mean.
come and work for b3ta, we love you. The pay's not great but the kittens make up for it...

...nearly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)