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# I know what will cheer you up...
look, this is where I live, how nice.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# On a tablemat?
Student poverty is a real problem then. Nice view, mind.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# would it be
alright if i came over and had a picnic on that lovely grassy area.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# fine
but the pub is just across the road there, under the church spire. Incidently Michael Caine lives next to the church, we can invite him too.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Coo
Michael Caine would be a fantastic interviewee for the site.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Sadly my friend
he only comes out if you tempt him with marmalade, and I've run out.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# How about
a niiice bit of Tomato Chutney?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry
did I say picnic? I meant piss up
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Its very
picturesque.
Hows the local pub?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# The Stag
blinding local, none of your plastic pub lark, just smelly old men, good beer and an open mike night every thursday.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Does it have
a Quiz night and a Meat Raffle and do the locals all have their own pint mugs?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Tankards
No meat raffle, sadly, but the place really smells.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# That'll be the locals.
They probably havent left the pub for years.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I won
a meat raffle in Australia 3 days before I had to leave the country....
we were feeding top class pork chops to cats and eating roast beef for breakfast.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# You cant beat
a traditional meat raffle.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# You can say that again
nothing like the feeling of winning either
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)
# I want to live there
where the people laugh at you when u drink alcoholic beverages at uunusual times.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)