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# i am so sad i think i might cry
all i hear about this week is glastonbury this and glastonbury that. now, that would have been fine if i was going to glastonbury, or at least, any festival this year. but oh no. i am going to none. why? i will tell you why. because i am going to work in france for two months as one of them campsite couriers. mmm. so. here was my options:
1. Work my arse off in this bacon factory all summer, earn £250 a week for 40 hours work, but go slowly insane from getting up at 5am and doing nothing but move packs of ham AND go to the leeds festival which has the best line up i have ever seen

OR

2. Work in this bacon factory until the middle of july, then go to france, earn £100 a week for cleaning tents and mobile homes round the clock. in france AND not go to any festivals. but i would be in france. for two months. in france.

i am going to france. reluctantly. this means no festival for me this year. poo.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)
# Never
ever work your arse off in a bacon factory.
it makes sitting very uncomfortable.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:30, archived)
# dude
when th man says 'work', you ots tp say 'no,motherfucker'.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:43, archived)