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# ooo yuck!
i know we're fond of kittens on here, but there seem to be cats fornicating in my garden. VERY LOUDLY. would love to shut the window, but it's quite balmy in london town at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# buy
a water pistol
(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)
# ho
yus. One like this works a treat for me:
(I helped save b3ta! loolah potato, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)
# Get a
air rifle
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)
# awww.
Poor kitties!
(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)
# aw, come on
you should hear them. it sounds like a baby being minced in a grinder, but with cat sex. blurgh :-[
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)
# just
throw a bucket of water over them! always works with my cats
(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# they might be foxes
noisy bastards, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)
# I hate that sound.
I wear earplugs when I mince babies.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)
# I hope
you always make sure you cook them properly before feeding them to anyone. Diseased little buggers!
(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)
# I boil them before mincing
They smell better when rotting than when they are alive.

Edit: That didn't come out right. "I boil them before I mince them", not "I boil them before I start mincing around the place". All clear ? Good.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# get off on it
or be inspired to have sex again for the first time in 3 years? Just thinking!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)
# film it...
..and sell it online.
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)