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# ta kieren
all i wanted to do was show off my tiny packet of fags...



smoking is bad, mmkay???, but i am taking requests for other packets, but they're 15X15 max. this is the best possible test of my tight icon making skillz i reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)
# I'll be honest
I'm impressed, do you ever lose them
in your pocket?
(tylrdiablos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)
# no
i am reeeeeeeallly small.

I have to jump on the keys to type these replies.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)
# Nice,
but I´m smoking "John Player Special" right now.

Edit: Finished smoking now.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)
# you smoke the king of cigarettes
ever since my earliest formula one memories of those JPS lotus cars, they were always my favourites. cancer on a stick, but hey - they come in a black packet, which DOES make us cool.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)
# exactly.
They´re are my favourites (of course, otherwise would not smoke them), too.
And yes, we´re pretty cool.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# JPS
...are truckers fags - you might as well have a pack of Lambert and Butler up your tshirt sleeve. Definitely not the fine, sophisticated, media-friendly smoke of a talented photospanker.
(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# yup
.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)
# beautiful. can you do regal? or red band?
cans of stella?
:)
oh, and smoking is great. you only live once, who wants to be 84 and have no control over their bladder/bowels?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)
# Yeah,
fucking right, and I think in 10 years there will be a remedy for lungs cancer, don´t you think?
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)
# perhaps an 83 year old
with no control over their bladder and bowels ;)
that will be me. I love smoking, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)
# Smoking
is pretty expensive in the UK, isn´t it?
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)
# yep, but it's easy to get
lots of cheap danish and spanish ones though.
I know german ones are cheap, but they are in germany, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# so´ka.
So, what do you pay for a pack within 20?
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# turkey were the real killers
makey fags too
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# I got some from
Indonesia with carnation flavour. They are great and good against headache, really.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)
# i think greek clove ones
are the real killers. they taste ok, so you smoke loads and forget that they really are nasty 'orrible fags. it always hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)
# well, i am taking requests
at the moment, all i can offer you is a tiny pint.



I'll work on some more fag packets tomorrow but i think i have found my niche - things that damage humans in less that 15 pixels by 15 pixels :-]
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)
# apologies for making that a link for a second
too much html today...
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)