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[challenge entry] Shoddy, I know

But my hummus levels are abysmally low

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# that
am woo!
TJ!
does anyone know how to make a countdown to a date in flash MX?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:44, archived)
# i made one once
and found it to be about 10,000 seconds out. so no.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# You mean
that's not what they're for?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# shit!
when did you lose your super-ness?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Well
www.b3ta.com/board/1739071

Plus, some people fucked around with my login, so the old name feels dirty now. It may return.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:54, archived)
# oh
ta - so I`m only worth a pointer to an old post

I thought we had something special :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Once a month, men should have to contemplate
putting something in their pants that has "wings".

/Sandy Toksvig, believe it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Snady?
Dansy
Nadys
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# i use something that is strong, gives me confidence, and has wings...
...an owl.

/dawn french.

i saw sandi t on the big read last night. despite featuring two of my favourite books, "the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy" and "the colour of magic", it was a fucking awful programme.
(martian, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# That's because Sandi was on it
and she makes me want to go on a killing spree every time she speaks.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# she's brilliant on the news quiz
but the big read just gets two people to make unconvincing arguments why one book is 'better' than the other...
(martian, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:52, archived)
# there was a thing on not long ago
where a panel read 5 books and argued them down to one through a series of "knockout" rounds. (Argued, not physical knockouts... which might've been better... ANYway)

I remember they did a "comedy books" one where PG Woodehouse was knocked out early for being "a bit posh". I should stop using so many "quote marks" but really, for "fuck's" sake..!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:55, archived)
# pg wodehouse is shit.
(i prefer twinings.)
(martian, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I have a
sparrow down mine most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# es muy bueno
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# he he
the sad fact is, men could actually do using some of them!! (Dirty underpants, why??)
(LambGravy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Actually...
that's rather excellent!

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:47, archived)
# oh
how right you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:48, archived)
# they also make great epaulettes
for that miitary look.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:50, archived)
# oi! you saying
I like to dress like pilots?

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 21:57, archived)
# no
I was remembering a drunken night in the pub when the last pound went on a random punt in the ladies' toilets vending machine. And then we all sat in the pub wearing sanitary towel epaulettes.

I was making no comment about you at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 22:03, archived)
# you should have.
(martian, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 22:05, archived)