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[challenge entry] For ladies that really go for a man in uniform...


Hey, at least I'm sticking to the theme here.

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(r!ddler, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:22, archived)
# they
cannot be comfortable

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:24, archived)
# True..
But thats the point - they're made by the gubment!!
(r!ddler, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# that's what the Vasoline is for....
duh
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# vaseline was invented
by rectum-raiding racoons, to help stealthificate them*

*This is entirely false. And disgusting. Don't read it.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# does
it make your ass leak as well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I hope
you didn't read that.......

;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# I
kept my eyes closed the whole time
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:41, archived)
# my
willy smells funny
(Mad Baron Von Frankenpartridge, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:25, archived)
# wash it!

edit: hard!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Stay tuned...
...for the search and destroy abortion model coming soon...
(r!ddler, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:29, archived)
# you need
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I'd BUY THOSE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)