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[challenge entry] what the fuck was i thinking....
Hello Guinness

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:30, archived)
# your holiday lasted 7 years?
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I don't think so
I remember seeing greebo around quite recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# did you block him from your msn?
(martian, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# he was never on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Oooh!
Get you!

Miao!
(Fellmeister, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I once had a holiday which lasted 8
minutes
(Mad Baron Von Frankenpartridge, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# "I went to Belgium for a year one weekend"
- Nick Abbot.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# very Steven Wright,
that. "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it"
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# i took my dog for a walk around my apartment block
he hated it. he's terrified of heights.

/s. wright.
(martian, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I bought some
powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:55, archived)
# i first heard steven wright on the steve wright show
it showed steve up for what he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I still listen to him on R2
though, 'cos there isn't an alternative after Scrawn&Lard have done on R1. Mind, r2 currently have everyone's favourite hated saturday night host on instead of Johnny Walker at 5pm and I have to say he's bloody funny back on the radio........

Yep, Noel Edmonds....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i do that too
like anyone should have to put up with chris moyles for nearly three hours.
(Toilet Duck`s worthless half brother, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 17:15, archived)
# it was a slip of the tongue in this case
but i happened to catch it on tape :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:56, archived)
# what happened after you were deported?

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# same with sex..
only not that long dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# pah
its been nearly a year since i had sex

and people wonder why i'm so fucking depressive...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:34, archived)
# your not depressed
merely a fuckup...

shuldnt worry much about it, we am all de same bro
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# he might not be a fuck up
he might just be ugly - or smell of wee - don't be so presumptive!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I am not presumptive...
I eat a lime every day!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:40, archived)
# haha
though know what that means, haven't had family holiday in well ever
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Exsqueeze
me?
(Mad Baron Von Frankenpartridge, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# hello guinness!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# is this my new pet name?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# yes
i want a pet. buy me a poodle!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# a poodle
or a fluffy fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:35, archived)
# why not a poodle-fish?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:36, archived)
# how would it smell!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:37, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:43, archived)
# My sentiments exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Umm.....
Guinness and Hello Kitty?

What more coulfd you think of?

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I have no idea
Virus infected Guiness?
;)
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# if the kitten is ignored;
i have a few of those in my refridgerator

*schlurp*
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:32, archived)
# dont you have any kittens in your fridge?


i thought everyone did....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:33, archived)
# no, they ran away.
they said they couldn't stand the smell of the blue mould cheese I bought :-)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Mmmmm
drink!
very odd.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 9 Aug 2003, 0:45, archived)