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(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# velly
nicely
done
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# That DID take me a good few seconeds
to work it out.


Woo


// EDIT
Im going clubbing tonight, and when we go, we have a points system.
Pull a girl - 5 point
Pull a Fat girl - 10 points
Pull a Fit girl - 10 points
Pull a 'fresh' one - 15 points
Pull a Ginger one - 15 points....

And so on.

How about "Say this word to a girl", what words should we add?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# how about
'show us where you piss from' ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# WORD !!!!!
not sentance.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# say
them all seperately ;)
oh alright - 'prolapse'
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Panowie
And make sure she hears it clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# explain points system to girl
and still manage to bed her(124 pts)
(Clockwork, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# how about
i'm with my mum.
(cybo, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
that reminds me of that great book 'my life as a prostitute by your mum' :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# or
"you remind me of my mum"
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# what about
"anal seepage"
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# If you're playing the nominate words game
Try

"fuck me beautiful"

That usually results in a slap.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# buttmunch
cocksnot

gristlegripper

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# How about
"Fire!"
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# LOL
that's the winner !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# "I am a sexist wanker, tell me to fuck off"
sounds appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I
read that as "the sexiest wanker" !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# in jamaica
and the girls love me
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# And the girls are never sexist?
Just the other day I was told I could never wear a dress and get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I bet none of you have the guts just to have
a normal conversation with one of them. Maybe with the cut and thrust of a small amount of verbal sparring, a little flirting perhaps?

I vote that going home still with all the boys gives you minus 1,000,000 points.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 16:27, archived)