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[challenge entry] ummm.yeah.
You know males and chemists. They don´t like to involve eachother. A slight name change should get them running in.



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(Rhiannon, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 17:55, archived)
# as before :)
woo!

we'll let you off because it's not a real repost, and you're new and learning quickly :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 17:57, archived)
# you forgot
and don't fucking let it happen again!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:04, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:08, archived)
# HEY!
Fluffiness!

let's chant "ohmmmmm"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I AM being fluffy
just not here. :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:10, archived)
# You are oh so very fluffy though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah, but
you're not on m3ss3nger
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Can't
Doesn't work at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Nothing going on
anymore anyhow. Everyone's left work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Work...
F work!

I have no compunction for work this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:52, archived)
# me either
tis why i are here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:59, archived)
# aaaahhhhhaaaaaaaahhaaahhaaahaaahaaaaaaa
aalriiiiiighhhttyyyyyytheeeennnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# *snigger*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Oh yeah?
Well.. uhh...

look at THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# erm....
afraid to comment
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# You know you want to...
and no, it's not whom you think.

I'd SHOOT myself if it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:24, archived)
# *big sigh of relief*
thank fuck for that!
I was about to shoot MYSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Jesus could you imagine!
You're a doll, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Are you two
having some sort of sick online love affair?

Weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Nope...
It's a long story.

Teresa's cute though Banana. Find your way down to OC for our bash on the 22nd ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:31, archived)
# only 3750000000
miles from oRANGE COUNTEEEEEEEEE

/ALA that bad song from the sixties.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)
# No, our online affair
ended when he cheated on me.

LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:36, archived)
# I did no such thing!
Well, I guess it could be construed as...

Oh shit I am an arse grape!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:38, archived)
# :-P
was only kidding you arsebadger!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:42, archived)
# What does an arsebadger looklike?
???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:54, archived)
# look
in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:00, archived)
# D'oh!
Touché!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Thanks for that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Pfftt...
If I would have... ohh what's the use.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:43, archived)
# haha
no point now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Who is it then?
I mean, if you're going to put it on the board...
(Cheril, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# It's from that other site
From below.. the one with the girl just waiting to be goatse'd???

*sigh* First S.E. posted a piccie of some HUGE lummox who looked like he would eat my children.

then someone else posted a piccie...

Then I found Helga Vun Braunschauger there and just thought she was AWFUL... so I was teasing my friend with the piccie.

In other words, I don't know who it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:30, archived)
# whaaa....
.
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# I concur
I'd run a mile if I was confronted with that in my first hour.
A bit of bloomin patience needs to be excercised methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# I was in Boots not 10 minutes ago.
I didnt buy nething.

I probably would have if the workers were topless.
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# No need for Pile cream?
Always a need for pile cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# what is pile cream?
I am, after all, American.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# stoopid arse
dang i'm only kidding. why so touchy today?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Kids are back
I am broke.

Ex TRASHED my car.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# At least it runs
right?
You honestly think she'd taken care of it while gone? LOL
Good thing kids are all back safe n such. Just in time for son's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)
# It shall have to be next weekend,
And not the proper coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# what did you just say?

(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Linus' Birthday
Will have to be the weekend of the 22nd, as I am totally broke this coming up weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Ahhh
I unnerstand now!
Poor lil bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:54, archived)
# My son is not gay.
What can I do?

His mum left me broke?

I'm going to have to borrow $$ just to make him a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Did I say your son was gay?
what are you banging on about?
That am sad. Sorry, but his mom is a right bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# It is sad...
Hells yeah she's a bitch! Straight up!

The gay thing.. I was trying to be funny...

Bugger = Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# OH okay
I didn't understand that part. Was cunfezzled.
I would begin to feel a bit sorry for you, but didn't you just spend money on a trip?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Ever had Anal
itch? Arse grapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)
# LOL

he IS an arse grape!

still only kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:20, archived)
# oooooh
Teresa's all snippy today, I'm giving her a 10 foot "comfort zone"

; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# You're safe
She's just snippy at me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I'm not snippy at anyone
just in general!
:D
I'm really in a good mood actually!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Not everything is about
you dearheart.
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I'm mself important...
EVERYTHING is about me...

Did you WANT to see a piccie?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Not particulary
no.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Ohhhh...
ASS CREAM!

Ahhh!! I get it! Fissure caulk!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# heh
Pile cream. ever made someone eat it?
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Will it shrink your
epiglotis? I actually meant Uvula - but it took too long to look for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Yes...
You catch more flies with honey yada yada yada...

I remember when I first started posting... I was so very nervous to make a mistake because I felt like everytime I did I was beaten with a dead cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# We MUST
continue tradition!!!!


lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:18, archived)
# NO!
Tradition is a arsebadgers waste of time...
–Nietzche

*May or may not be a quote from Nietzche
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i thought
i was being fluffy :(
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# *tick* *Tock*
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({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Nice ...
But people would like it more if you editted the old post rather than using up a new one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 11 Aug 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Brilliant
ignore this lot they're a bunch of grumpy gets.

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Fluffyness
Bumpkins.
({|Ðí§¢ªRÐéÐ_Åñgël|}, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# WECOME ABOARD ME HARTIE
GRAB YESELF A CUT THROAT SCALLION AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Yaaaarrrrrraaahhhaaaarrrrrr
hahahahahhhaarrrrrrrryarrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# avast there be no treasure here
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 11 Aug 2003, 18:29, archived)