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[challenge entry] Introducing the Swiss Lady Knife..


well we always knew the Swiss were good when it came to cocks.

From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# That's really quite scary
when you think about it...

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# especially if it
deploys whilst in use!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Exactermally
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Eep...
Shocking se7en flashback :/
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# grim
I have a warped Japanese film called Tetsuo from years back that has that kind of 'concept' in it - its grim... blugh..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# ooh that scene is rather amusing aint it!
it's not as bad as when he's putting the metal bar in his leg!!!

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# yeah -
and the maggots...

i was only 15 when i got that on video - good lord how it could have influenced me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
# me 2
taken me ages to get all the rust out of my femur i can tell ya!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# the drill
yes.. cool film - just quite sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i love the way that the film is shot
when he's moving from place to place. kinda like moving statues. tis ace!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yeah
my favourite scene is when she cooks him the fried breakfast and every bite is like someone hitting metal on metal - very clever..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# is
that what film thats in..I was always told about something like that in a film and always wondered what it was....ahhh so now I know.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
#
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000634CZ/ref=sr_aps_dvd_1_1/202-0021573-5317467

good film though just odd.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# the sequel's good too
"Shinya Tsukamoto's 'Tetsuo II - Body Hammer' continues the story of Taniguchi Tomoo who, when his young son is kidnapped from a Tokyo department store, is transformed into a human cyber-gun"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Err, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Hehehehe
A Dildette!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# now that
would be bloody dangerous!

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Clocks !!!
such bad dyslexiacaalrhefyrthegdfia on this board....there will be devil worshippers next serving satin....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# jeebus
i thought i'd misheard that!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I never was told
what a squidildo is...
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# do you mean a squildo?
it is an item that is frequently graped
origin
first use meaning 'to find something strangely erotic that you really shouldn't'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I gertcha.


Now.

'Graped'?

*Thanks*

You're right - I wish I hadn't asked (or clicked on that second link...)
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)
# The truth
would shatter your puny human mind ...
(Indole Ring, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Just
as well as the woman who used one of those needed 8 hrs of surgery...and that was just to remove the smile.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# / Top Secret
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
# yeap :)
must get that on dvd sometime...got the video but its just not good enough to rip stuff from.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# It's ok, I know a little German

Get 'Whoops Apocalypse' while you're out as well
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# got
the video of that too....now if only they would release `water` on dvd as well...

`...and this is deja vu..
..Have we meet somewhere before ?...`
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Billy Connelly
steals the show...
(Fellmeister, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# This is not
Mel Tormé!
(Dekker, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)
# oh god
sand shrimp!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Dunno.
But a squildo is a pic someone on here made. Cute fluffy animal + rubber cock shape = B3ta joy. Oh, and you can grape it, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 12 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)