you'regoing to hell because you don't belive in god
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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:17,
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Oh,the irony.
Apparently, I'm going to the sixth circle, the Heretics, where I'll burn in a flaming coffin for eternity.
Shucks.
(Apparently, I'm going to the sixth circle, the Heretics, where I'll burn in a flaming coffin for eternity.
Shucks.
?!,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:18,
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doesn't work that wayheheh
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:19,
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WhereasYou will never realize that there isn't a god, because when you die there is no afterlife for you to realize anything in.
(,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:20,
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Pascal's wager only makes sensein the Catholic or Burn In Hell dichotomy that was around in Pascal's time. Now, there are thousands of sects that all have claims of "believe in us or burn in hell or our equivalent thereof", and so it's useless.
( ?!,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:23,
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hmm... i'm pretty surethat if you are unaware of the bible you only go to limbo (which is where all the women are, so that's alright). so all we have to do is eliminate the missionaries
( spacefish bong!,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:26,
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wanting to go to limbo because it has womenprobably wasn't that virtuous...
( spacefish bong!,
Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:29,
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