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[challenge entry] Well
its what Batsgirl asked me to do....What can I say it was a difficult picture to force myself to create ;)

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(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# hubba hubba.
Me likey, apart from fear of what the cucumber might be for.

edit: Im guessing she isnt about to make tuna and cucumber sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# ahh
well....you see...nah if ya need it explaining your missing out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# go on. tell me what Im missing out on?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I
could not possibley say as not only is it rude...but batsgirl really does have a strong right hook and the bruise I recived has only just gone down....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Fully understood,
as someone who has survived living with a violent and abusive woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# yay!
Tye, you am the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Is that a green lolly pop she has there?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# cucumber
from these posts, it seems men love a nice green cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# only if its not going to be used on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Blimeh!

*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# i would
...
(GGWRX, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# *starts drooling*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# hello you
my one person who doesn't have to be male ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# : O

just popping off to the gents.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Too late
for me...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
Especially in work.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# oh
thats easy....`oh no...i seem to have poured tippex all over my trousers again...and has anyone seen what i have done with my prawn sandwich` ....say that and it works every time....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I find incontinence pants
are fantastically useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# ahh
well you see...um...oh dear...change of underwear yet again...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Oi! this is my cubicle
find your own
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# well hello yourself ;-)
good picture there. perhaps you should dress up more often? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I'm up for that
maybe we should dress up together?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# *breaks out in uncontrollable sweat*
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I have good changing facilities at my flat.
Just an offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# and a webcam?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
#
=chokes on twix=
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# my friend's suggesting we set it up as pay-per-view
then we could afford the train fares and clothing
i'll just go dig my corsets out...
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# ahem
as `creater` of this pic...I ask..nay demand first dabs on the piccies ....for..er...research purposes or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# You fool
you should've offered to do conept art and help set up the shots!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# noooo
curse my mind for not thinking that up....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i've got a nurses uniform
you're welcome to borrow it
in the interests of art of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Perhaps
you could model it on the board and we'll vote on whether it ought to be used...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i believe the pictures are already out there somewhere
in the depths of the net and thats where they should stay
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# HHTYF CVN GHJGF
I terribly sorry I seem to have lost the ability to speak there....
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# isn`t
that Spoon`s face???
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# oi! no!
that's MY face!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# oi!
i thought at first it was that swedish politician who got murdered
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Now you mention it...
/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# tch
it can't be my face or i'd be gurning in some way
(edit) meaning that i tend to be gurning in photos, not that batsgirl's face looks like me gurning. i'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Hang on,
I'll fetch a ladder and we'll have you out of that hole in a jiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# blimey!
what a pretty lady
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I think I am going
to go and have a cold shower...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Have a wank while you are there too!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# *tug* *tug* *tug*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# WANK
it...wank it hard etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Saucy!
Have my new Woo!
(Blackrock, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Jiggle ..
that bobby!!
(Zed Smith, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# holy Batsgirl
that would make grown men..ah I see it already has

love those fishnets ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# me too.
I read a scientific paper on the appeal of fishnets and other forms of patterned tights and stockings earlier this year. It seems there is a sound biological reason why they make men horny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# was
there anything in the report why seeing boots effect me ?..er....asking on behalf of a mate really...honest....

shuffles off
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# because they make legs look sexy?
do tell
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)