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[challenge entry] in the days before delia..

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(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# yay!
ages ago I went to Chigago with my dad on a busness trip as we nearly moved there. The driver that picked us up didn't know how to get to where we were staying, so just phoned up the police for directions, which they gave him.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# My uncle whose lived in america for like 20 years
he phoned up directory enquires asking for the number of a italian restraunt in Chicago
he then swore at the poor woman for about 5 mins because she asked "Chicago in what state is that?"
(Alpen, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# i saw you the other day...
i decided to follow you home
now i know where you live
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# that's nice,
I like wondering about after work, naked. I did wonder who you were.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I think it
should be allowable for men to be able to dial 999 when in a cookery emergency.

wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# they do,
you can reach the firebrigade on 999 aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# as well
as 0800 gastro-problems-god-help-me-i'm-dying
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I've
got that on speed-dial
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# men are vastly superior cooks than women.
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# probably
i have no preference either way. If someone wants to cook, then cook.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# we could have a grand cook off
to find out who's better
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# cook it!
cook it HARD!!
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# only if we can get Rusty Lee to judge it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I am
an excellent cook.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I'm a good cook
when I have someone else to cook for, and about 2 days warning.
Otherwise my food seems to be made by phone
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# its my favourite pastime.
This weekend I will be making my own spinach and ricotta canneloni.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# I find it
slightly disconcerting when non-single men cook. I can cook (otherwise I would have died when I was single) but I'm married now so why bother?

I mean you don't buy a dog and bark yourself do you?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# thats nads that.
The amount of sex Ive got from my culinary prowess is phenomenal.

And, you always get to eat what you like, the way you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Who cares about sex?
You can buy that a lot cheaper than a slap up meal.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I understood the individual words, but the order you arranged them in is incomprehensible!!
"Who cares about sex?"

madman. thats what you are : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# men go to the extremes
my friend pip, for instance, does great roast dinners or he does Pot Noodles. No inbetweens.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Roast dinners are great.
Takes about twenty minutes of prep, and then all you have to do is pretend to be doing stuff, when in fact you are just locked in the kitchen drinking for a further 3 hours, and then you dont have to wash up, as others volounteer as they think you have been working hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# not sure
I agree after doing last years xmas dinner and ending up totally knackered.

(4 courses for 10 people)
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# christmas dinner is a special case, and does take longer,
but thats cos we all go spastic on it, and make loads of courses, with loads of dishes in each course.

With a little organisation though, it should still be a pleasure to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# That is the only way men should cook.
And then throw all the pots and pans away and buy new to avoid washing up.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 12 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# why not call your mum?
mums are meant to be good for cookery help.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# wpc helpful IS someones' mum
thats why they're calling her
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# ah I see
sorry. My brain disolved with all the attention earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# b'ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yay!
cats four pounds la la la la laaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)