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(, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:32, archived)
cosblokes appear to find that attractive
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Jadeviper was still alive on,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:35,
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probablynsfw nippleage there. maybe. nice pic though, would have been more fun getting taught that than road safety...
( Jadeviper was still alive on,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:34,
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ok sorry to jack againbut i'm a bit worried about this bird.
Someone walking their dog just stopped and chatted to me and she suggested maybe putting it in a box overnight, because even on a table foxes/cats will get it.
Do i let nature take its course, or try and save the pigeon?
(Someone walking their dog just stopped and chatted to me and she suggested maybe putting it in a box overnight, because even on a table foxes/cats will get it.
Do i let nature take its course, or try and save the pigeon?
Lora,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:35,
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I missed beginning bits of thiswhat's wrong with the pigeon?
( Jadeviper was still alive on,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:36,
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i'm not surei just found it on my lawn. It doesn't look in pain, in that it's just sitting there. But i don't think it can move, so it may have a broken leg/wing.
I tried poking some bread at it and it just didn't move at all.
(I tried poking some bread at it and it just didn't move at all.
Lora,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:38,
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i can't check if it's a homing pigeoncos I can't get to its legs.
( Lora,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:39,
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maybe it was someonesending you a message, and it'll just go away once you take it off it. but it's a stupid creature so it won't let you get to it.
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bananaman,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:40,
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Does it have a ring?If it does, it's a domestic pigeon (at least, over here in the Netherlands that would be the case).
We had one in our garden last week. Stayed for the night, then left. Just resting, I guess.
If it isn't hurt, just wait it out a bit.
And, pigeons have about the IQ of a brick, so it probably forgot it is alive.
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Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:41,
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We had one in our garden last week. Stayed for the night, then left. Just resting, I guess.
If it isn't hurt, just wait it out a bit.
And, pigeons have about the IQ of a brick, so it probably forgot it is alive.
pigeonsare very hard to save. they tend to go into shock and die from whatever injury they have, or from being handled. sad but true. I would just leave it and if a fox gets it, at least it's a quick death, and the fox gets a good meal.
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Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:42,
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I thinki'll leave it then. As much as i'd love to save its life, i think i'm being a bit too idealistic and even if i save it from the foxes it'll still die. And as you say it'll be quick (ish) this way.
And I do feel sorry for the foxes.
(And I do feel sorry for the foxes.
Lora,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:47,
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save it! saaaavveeeee it!
Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:37,
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actuallyi've changed my mind
put it out of its misery!
(put it out of its misery!
Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:41,
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i can't kill itit's either leave it to my cat/foxes or a shoebox. I'm worried that putting it in a box would be really stressful too though..
( Lora,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:42,
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why can't you kill it?it'll save the poor git from suffering excess pain
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:44,
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Give it to the cat thenand upload some pictures of the resultant slaughter.
Remember, pigeon = flying rat
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Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:59,
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Remember, pigeon = flying rat
Kill itFucking rat with wings that it is.
Unless it's a baby one, in which case trap it in a box and take photos to prove to the world that they exist - you'll make millions!
(Unless it's a baby one, in which case trap it in a box and take photos to prove to the world that they exist - you'll make millions!
Ijon Tichy,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:37,
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Did I tell youabout the theory i heard that baby pidgeons don't exist as the birds are in fact a network of high tech cctv flying cameras designed to track the worlds populace?
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Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:46,
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let itliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee!
( bananaman,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:39,
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have you got any shoeboxes or any boxes at all?
rogue Big knickers,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:48,
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yupi have several. I think i'll leave it now though..
Argh it's so hard!
(Argh it's so hard!
Lora,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:53,
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The RSPCA regard pigeons as verminas such they don't try to help them and possibly neither should you...?
/two pence worth
(/two pence worth
Batsgirl,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:40,
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sometimes they are a bit stunned....check it in an hour! i take it it doesn't move when you go near it?
( rogue Big knickers,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:44,
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its definitely alive?will it let you touch it? i don't know what to say really, could be anything. you could ring the rspb they might just tell you what to do. although web site ain't too helpful!
( rogue Big knickers,
Sun 14 Sep 2003, 20:54,
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