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[challenge entry] Hooray for having 5 minutes spare to put monkeys in spacesuits.

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(tomsk, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 17:56, archived)
# what better use is there
for five spare minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:00, archived)
# None
.
(tomsk, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:01, archived)
# woo
they be funky looking monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:00, archived)
# monkeys in space?
Well they seem quite happy about the whole thing. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:01, archived)
# they look so proud.
do they have holes in the back for their tales?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:02, archived)
# Special sealed extensions on their suits accomodate their tails.
They won't look so happy when they find out about NASA's one-way-ticket policy on non-human space explorers...
(tomsk, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:07, archived)
# thems like monkeys
going to a marilyn manson impersonating party.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:05, archived)
# hehe
that made me laugh that did...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:08, archived)
# its all fun and games until you begin
leasing them out for biomedical research purposes
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:16, archived)
# Poor chimps.
Depressing reading, that.
(tomsk, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 18:33, archived)
# sorry bout that.
but would it really have killed them to spring for a field and a tyre on a rope?
all the other space pioneers got auto-dealerships.
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 19:04, archived)
# Exactly.
I remeber being gutted as a kid when I found out that Laika never came down.
(tomsk, Thu 11 Jul 2002, 19:31, archived)