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[challenge entry] mmmm ... bunsen burners
Normally I only post periodically ...



(just missing the 'nts' in my opinion)
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(darfbozo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# .
wtfayboa?
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Chemistry
Didnt u go to skool?
(darfbozo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Not everyone
knows anything about chemistry.

Chemistry is evil, I tell you.

And did you miss out on English class?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Indeed I did ...
and failed Chemistry, but got English. Proper English, not bastardised Aussie criminal drawl.
Fight, fight, fight.
(darfbozo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I see
what you've Donne there...
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Periodically
I understood it, it's elemental really.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# What a reaction.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# when I was writeing that
I was thinking to myself - this is very unfluffy, I really am being a cnut, but I posted it anyway and look where it got me. So the lesson is boys and girls, if its unfluffy dont do it!!! Its a bit like a dyslexic dwarf....
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# It's short...
...and it's mostly illiterate!


A lesson to be carried with you everywhere.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
I don't understand what you're saying - "wtfayboa" is a standard response if you don't understand something and all the responses you got were helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i alwasy thought it was uite cuntish myself
even if it didnt start out that way!

Hell thats just me
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Well it's OK ...
I've stopped crying now and there isnt any rope around or any sharp knives.



I'm sure I'll survive. King Cnut.
(darfbozo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Cu = copper
as any fule* kno

*who's done science
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Molesworth !!!!!
'Hello birds, hello sky'
(darfbozo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
#
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# ROFLOL
MAYO?
(StrangeOne, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
#
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# that's
a thing of great goodness
(noahlovesnesquick, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# my what a quick reaction
I met rolf once at glastonbury, he is the dude FACT
(Pokes badgers with spoons, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ba dum
tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# More old-as-the-hills chemistry jokes:
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# are you sure?
asks the neutron.
replies the proton bartender:
'Oh sure, I'm positive'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i(r)ony?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)