b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Make 'em dance » Message 2008817

[challenge entry] tortus

From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Unglebunk, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# he taught us
how to speed
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# speedcore?
hello all. freeserve decided to block b3ta for a random 3 hours again.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# crasy
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# happens all the fucking time
b3ta is unreachable for long intermittent periods.

i emailed them with the error messages, they told me it was a problem with b3ta.

i told them that thousands of other people could access the site while i couldn't, and other ISPs i tried still worked. they still insisted it was b3ta's fault.

wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# incidentally,
im on freeserve, and it doesnt happen to me...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# my wholly unreasonable theory
is that there is a team of technicians masturbating onto my connection box at the local phone exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i dont know about unreasonable,
you do live in wales...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# and this is a built-up area
so sheep are hard to come by...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# And exactly what
are you trying to say about Welsh phone exchange technicians? I'm all offended now.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# It's a tough job, but someone has to do it
And I'm in work from 10:40 til 22:00 again tomorrow, after having done the same shift tirelessly wanking on connections all day today.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# we've had no bother
and we're on freeserve - did you try jelly.b3ta.com or the ip address (which I've forgotten)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah
What's the deal with jelly.b3ta.com? Is it just some sort of backup in case of DNS fuck-ups or what?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# they have two servers
jelly.b3ta.com, and the unfortunately misspelt custurd.b3ta.com

they also have the sensible aliases www and www2
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# one is for static stuff
like movies, games, etc. Other is for dynamic stuff : board, frontpage, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# http://status.b3ta.com/
explains it a little.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# yes, that neither.
no other sites do it
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# good
it's full of middle class cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# that too.
i wish the daisy cutter song had read out ALL the comments. i was waiting for my words "that gave me the horn" to be immortalised in music.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)