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[challenge entry] forget dance revolutions - have a dancing jesus.
I was poking around the interwebby and found www.godhatesamerica.com, an amazing right wing christian site that is convinced that all of americas woes are down to the fact that god hates 'fag' america, amazing.

if you click the dancing jesus, you will open a flash movie, a dancing jesus techno jollity, just finished, and now my eyes really hurt.




edit - its a bit big (3mb) so right click save as if you can be arsed.

From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)
# That's rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)
# tshhhhhhhhh
how can God hate america? We stand for all things good!

Beer, Beef, Gambling, and stupid presidents!

...

wait a second....
(-Ironic Ferret-, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Apparently they translated the bible wrong,


His real name is bob.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)
# And Jesus is a Mexican bloke named
Jesus pronounced "Heh-soos"
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)
# He's a yank who currently resides in Meh'e'coh
due to a few problems with bootlegged liquer and the law.

Apparently swaring on daddy's life is a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)
# because he's easily influenced by the rest of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# who?
God?
how goes miss miaow miaow? what part of the world are you in at the moment then?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)
# Who is this god person anyway?
I'm good and in Minneapolis.

Uni has started again so my mobility is limited.

How are you?

edit: that's a rather woo anim :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# god is not a person
(Hobbes, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# hes not the messiah
he's a very naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# he's a cheeky monkey
(Hobbes, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# actually
he's a very naughty bouy.

Sitting out in the middle of the ocean, causing war, famine and death....

there's an anim in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:47, archived)
# hehe
Im good, finding that being single means I can stay up till 4 or 5 in the morning and not have to worry!!! Yay! grassyarse, did you see the flash movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)
# yeah, that's what I was waiting for before I commented
I wish I could stay up til 5 am. It has nothing to do with my relationship status though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)
# staying up till 5 in the morning is easy, you need the following...
1) a lot of beer
2) Cigarettes (if you smoke em, they help)
3) A fast connection and a puta
4) b3ta.

Sorted./
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)
# mostly
I need someone to cancel classes the next morning ;)

I did stay up til 5 last night though :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:09, archived)
# Yay for
jolly dancing jesus!
Downloading flash thingy as i type
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)
# heee,
nutter awake as well? I just couldnt sleep, needed to get the dancing jesus out of my mind! Dont know if I told you, but the conversion for palm on your weapon of choice anim is spot on, all the fancyteeth stuff and weebl's is proving a mammoth task tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# Well, that's just because
I'm the best.
/ego
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)
# the problem
with their stuff is that I cant really ask them to export all their work for me, so Im working from the swfs = makes encoding such an arduous process/
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Ahhh
I sees
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Too....
much....jigging.....Jesus....!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)
# hahahah!
jig jig jig jig. I wanted some dancing nuns in there as well, but it was not to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# That's given me
a terrible idea.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)
# as long as you
reference the italian b movie genre that made dancing nuns possible how can it be bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# Also
couldn't you make it a compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)
# sfunny
I didnt know what the contest was until just now, but yes, should edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Fabby
!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)
# Agreed
Dance Jesus, dance
I especially like the end:
"Shame! Shame! Everlasting contempt..."
(Cheril, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:58, archived)
# the samples
from this guys sermons are simply amazing, smirny and I are going to do a longer techno remix of the gospel song you can download from there, its a four part harmony of god hates america. Fucking genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 4:00, archived)
# BURN BABY
BURN!

/Trammps
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 21 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)