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[challenge entry] House cat

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(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# yay!!! that is very woo
moral: never give Tiddles speed.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# or
Spiddles teed..
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# i'l make a dancing hip-hop cat for you
woo to pic!

If you wish, you can enquire about my username
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# why does it say 'boy'
in your username?
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# Well the polite part of me would rather not ask

but seeing as I'm 98% bastard I will :)
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# I would love a dancing hip-hop cat
does so
why did you dump her? I thought it was good that she liked football?
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# I don't want to enquire really
that fact seems to fit in nicely with the rest of your persona
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# kitty meow meow by name
kitty *MEOW MEOW* by nature! :)
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# I'm not very near to nature at all
I live in the middle of a great big, sprawling city ;)
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Well..yes..but..
Gah!
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# nobody
is even remotely interested
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:50, archived)
# *FAAAAAAACT*
We have our own lives to look after. We don't care about yours.

/unfluffy
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:51, archived)
# no
only give tiddles booze. my cousin did that, and next day poor Arabella (yes, she was called ara-bloody-bella) was dead. Woo
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# If that's true
then your cousin is a cunt who should be in jail.

Fact.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# my ex once
fed a duck bread soaked in whisky. It died too.

Edit: he said it did, anyway. He may be lying.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# But you're not together anymore?
I can't see why not..sounds like a lovely fella..
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# yes
charming respect for all God's creatures
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
# oooh
she's bopping along perfectly with the Pixies song I'm listening to :)
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# yeah
she looks like one of those blokes who stands at the back of gigs nodding in muso appreciation. But not actually dancing.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# I'm one of those blokes, er, girls
but I've been thumped on the head too many times to actually stand in the crowd
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)
# I am too one of those, now
I'm too old/fragile for moshing anymore. I also have to take ear plugs to stop my ears ringing.

When I was 20, going deaf for 2 days after a gig was fun. Now it's plain scary.

Edit: but I am tall, so I don't get thumped on the head.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:54, archived)
# the vertically challenged eternally suffer :)
I'm also not to fond of large hairy men sweating on me...
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# you're not?
I'm tall too... 5ft11... tall for a girlie
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I do that.
I don't 'do' dancing.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)
#
It's quite nervous
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
#
groovy!
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# acieeeeeeeeeeeed!!
.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:43, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:44, archived)
# that's
lovely
(, Mon 22 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)