ha ha!
There was a all-night garage near me that used to protect its porn by wrapping it in see-through bags with 'Selected Potatoes' written on it.
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mozza,
Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:29,
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hahahah
"i'd like to select her potatoes!"
etc.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 10 Oct 2003, 17:31,
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