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From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:33, archived)
# Tee
hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:34, archived)
# AAAAAH
THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE THE FACE...

more ning for all b3tans
(1, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:36, archived)
# morning
I don't like this mini-compy. I've decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:43, archived)
# I liked it for about the first hour
then it god old fast
(1, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:45, archived)
# god
would get old fast...but then it would depend on which god.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:46, archived)
# ah, I wasn't around
for the first hour.

I turned up for a spot of lurkage yesterday evening and was amazed to behold the board whizzing by on a bandwagon.

After checking the FP I found it was an "official" bandwagon and I almost burst into tears...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:47, archived)
# There's some genius pics in it tho
especially mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Just checked:
the going rate for a double-page spread with pics in The Face is £1,800. Hope this'll be equally divided between all those printed.

What? They are paying, right? They're not just using b3ta for free space-filler?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:04, archived)
# nope. lack of payingness.
(1, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Well ...
maybe they could make a sizeable donation to the b3ta server fund. And all those printed could get a free icon, perhaps.

Otherwise, it stinks a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Oh for gods sake,
its just a bit of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:12, archived)
# an annoying piece of fun that got old within an hour
(1, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:13, archived)
# it will
shirley die off in a couple of days. its just cause its new. i think its a good idea*
*100% own opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Why is everyone so
bloody miserable all the time.
If you actually did one, and tried to think of something funny for it instead of moaning about it it would make it more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:17, archived)
# yes
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:18, archived)
# yeah
what I'm saying is most of these are just puns or silly sign-bandwagon-style jokes

And most of the good jokes were taken within a few hours... and I have no hummus
(1, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I'm not miserable!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:21, archived)
# oh great now I'm going to have to be twice as miserable
EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS MOAN MOAN MOAN
(1, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Yeah, okay.
Just confused that, if a user asked, he'd get the "What are we, your photoshop bitches?" reply.

Why's it different when a corporate demands free advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Stop
being miserable, who cares, wouldn't it be nice to see your work in print whether you've been paid or not?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:22, archived)
# As a journalist,
no.

Edit: ooh, but I do think the entries by Munkton and JustHere are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Fair enough,
but its pretty boring just to moan about it.
Either ignore it or make something for it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:32, archived)
# why
the long face ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Woo
This effort isn't worth its own thread:



BTW, what's the font?
(Indole Ring, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:46, archived)
# yay for multi-pic threads!
Means I can keep up!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Nice start to the morning.
Hellooooo you ugly mugs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:03, archived)
# How's you this morning?
Full of the joys of autumn?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Yep,
it was "Draw a naked person" last night, the subject, Old Naked Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:18, archived)
# cor
was s/he all wrinkly and organic?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:23, archived)
# He,
it was a he.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Nice
I expect you're all confused this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:33, archived)
# No
change there then.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:42, archived)
# 'ello
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 9:05, archived)