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[challenge entry] 70's & 80's

Still

Lost control yet?

From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1013 entries (closed)

(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:31, archived)
# *checks around*
nope, still got that crazy ol' control.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:36, archived)
# Not enough drugs then
Or lacking a wife to leave you? *Hint*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:38, archived)
# definitely lacking a wife to leave me
seeing as i'm female.
i shrug in continued noncomprehension.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:40, archived)
# you could
kidnap someones else wife and let her escape

I imagine that would be about the same
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:41, archived)
# HmmMMMmmm....
now there's an idea. think a girl on my hall's married. let's go get her.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:44, archived)
# ok i'll bring
my kidnapping kit
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:52, archived)
# Or get a wife
and then do loads of smack and watch her leave.

Like our Ian did.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:44, archived)
# I don't understand
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:37, archived)
# Joy Division?

Edit: hooray for the old music geek that is me!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:37, archived)
# gimpo gimpo
gimpo gimpo
gimop gimpo
M25!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:39, archived)
# Yay!
Another winner!!

Have a used noose and lots of smack!

(T'was indeed the boys from Manc)
(, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 5:39, archived)