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[challenge entry] Reduced USA

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(flimp, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:22, archived)
# fucking
americans
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:24, archived)
# What
you mean like Guy Richie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)
# Guy Ritchie
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)
# I don't understand
Morning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# I don't unnnertstand either
where have all the funny people gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# I'm here
but I can't do funny at this time in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Long time passing
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
At least one is still here..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# dead and buried
in Dorset
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Funny peculiar, or funny 'ha ha'?
...and which one am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# DO I
AMUSE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# funny 'ha ha'
I am reeeeeeeeeeelly struggling to fill up the gallery this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Money, Burgers, Guns
Sums up America to me.
I could have put a cross for religion.
(flimp, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# and
a big circumcised willy
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)
# What is it with Americans
and circumcising just about everybody they can?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# I've
never circumcised anyone
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# Still
I'm never taking my nob out anywhere near you. Not if you've got a chopper in your hand anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# please don't take your nob out anywhere near me
chopper or no chopper
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# bit like
Aston, Birmingham.

Only without the money and burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)