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(nhessian, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

it's paul simonon smashing up his bass

(prize?)

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

what an unusually accurate answer

for b3ta that is

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lemony, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

I just hit the F25 key

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

*sigh*

cant beleive i just looked at my keyboard to find the F25 key.

(icedragon, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

ask anyone who was still awake at smirny's house after the bash

at about 4 in the morning.

If you find it it's TOTALLY worth all the looking.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

i dont remember that!

now, wheres the nearest KFC?

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

you sank my

battleship

(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

didn't Tim Simenon

bomb his bass?

(prize for obscurity?)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

He did, and it

was a megablast.

How is that obscure?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

I wasn't sure many people would remember bomb the bass

or Tim Simenon.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

i have both

and like neither

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lemony, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

changed the name during the 1st gulf war 'cos he wouldn't get any radio play otherwise. how pathetic is that, after all, he didn't get any anyway. twat

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atomboy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

xenon

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

bomb the bass weren't very good

but my brother was called simeon, and took a shine to them

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

he co-produced Buffalo Stance and (Seal's) Crazy

too

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

i preferred kiss from a rose

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

Ooh. Adamski.

Warm, tingly feelings of youth are seeping into my furred up arteries.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

Nahhhh....

Tha Adamski mixes were shite compared to the proper versions on the "Seal" Album....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

Insert "Monkey-boy" jokes here......

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/arf

(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

Bug Powder Dust was

quite woo. imho

(cowkicker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

theres an excellent version of that on

the "trip hop and amyl house" compilation.

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

he's currently living in amsterdam

and producing some rather wierd electro and breakbeat stuff with a friend of mine.
nice bloke, funny hair ;)

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MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

a cat

licking its bits

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MissPrism, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

man smashing guitar?

or rorschach?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

watchmen rorschach?

or just black and white mind piss

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Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Ooh Watchmen! My favourite comic book EVER!

And The Clash. One of my favourite bands. Woo to pic, btw.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

managed to get the limited edition ist release leather hardback for a tenner

when a shite comic shop went bust.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

A tenner!

Bastard! Mine cost me £115, and that was with some SERIOUS haggling.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

Mine's signed by

Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.
How much would you give me for that?

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christhebarker, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

I saw a signed 1st edition go for £425 a few years ago.

But I'm quite happy with the 4 different versions I've got.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)

i have 'Give me liberty' signed by dave gibbons

also the first batman/judge dredd crosover signed by simon bisley, alan grant and john wagner.

i also have a limited edition litho print for the Grendel:war child mini series signed and numbered by matt wagner.

i'll stop there as i feel like i'm diggin a big pit for myself.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

I'll be 'round later with a crowbar.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

I'll be waiting

with my shotgun.

a la tony martin.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

I'll do an Ozymandias,

and catch the shot...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

You jammy get

Rorschach was my favourite. Huurr...

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

"Dog carcass in alleyway this morning"

This is pretty good:- www.capnwacky.com/rj/watchmen/universal.html

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)

b3tas the fuck outa me

What's it? A Rorschack test?
spelling don't kount

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id10ts WTF happened, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

a nude women

in a bath...holding a bit of your string.
That's great, great, but we need a doctor, got to have a medical opinion.
There's a nude woman in a bath with a doctor--that's too sexy. Put an archbishop there watching them, that'll take the curse off it. Now, we need children and animals.
There's two kids admiring the string, and a dog admiring the archbishop who's blessing the string. Uhh...international flavor's missing...make the archbishop Greek Orthodox. Why not Archbishop Macarios? No, no, he's dead... nevermind, we'll get his brother, it'll be cheaper... So, there's this nude woman....

(b3rl1n, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Oh no...

not Python, please not Python!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)

man/guitar smashage

what do i win?

(DeviousMiscreant, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

pictures of people in the smallest number of shapes possible

not 'pictures of people in silhouette'

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

ffs

Its a specific recognizable person, and the pictures pretty much a silhouette anyway!

Alt text is a clue?

(nhessian, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)

thor

isn't saying he doesn't recognise, simply that you've missed the point of the challenge. duh

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atomboy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

Yes but

it's not really in fitting with the compo though, is it?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

well i don't recognise them.

here's mine.

It's johnny ball.

Bow before my superior photoshop filters, mortals.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

looks

more like the devil

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atomboy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

it's a sailboat

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new_matt, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

it's a schooner

dumbass

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atomboy, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)

The Clash

London Calling

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edovan, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

one minute

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

A frog holding

a golf sale sign?

(dontknow.net, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

a giant cock

NSFW NSFWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

you might want

to go and see a doctor :P

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fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

A mole

in a molehill holding a firework.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

quasimodo

holding a broom stuck through a vegetarian's shit

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Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)