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Jake was a damn fine swimmer -- but some how he just didn't
give swimmers that feeling of safety...
give swimmers that feeling of safety...
From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:36,
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he gets a nice meal whenever he has to rescue someone though:)
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kitty meow meow,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:37,
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Mouth to mouthalways gets a bit messy though...
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:38,
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Just listened to Ricky Gervaise 'ANIMAL' DVD...very funny!
He says he watches loads of Discovery and History channel, so knows all about sharks and Nazis...
...Nazis are crap though, where as sharks...
... a shark can 'smell' 1 in 1,000,000 part human to sea water from over a mile away....
...so they would have had no trouble finding Ann Frank....
(He says he watches loads of Discovery and History channel, so knows all about sharks and Nazis...
...Nazis are crap though, where as sharks...
... a shark can 'smell' 1 in 1,000,000 part human to sea water from over a mile away....
...so they would have had no trouble finding Ann Frank....
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:41,
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they wouldn't have had any problem finding humansbut she was hiding in a city...
( kitty meow meow,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:43,
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in a small thin walled house......tappety tap tap tappetty...DING!!!!...tap tap
'Can you hear a type writer from within ze walls Ernst?'
tap tap tappety...DING!!!....tappety tap
'Erm...Nein...probably mice Hanz...'
('Can you hear a type writer from within ze walls Ernst?'
tap tap tappety...DING!!!....tappety tap
'Erm...Nein...probably mice Hanz...'
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:46,
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Shit!*swims away from shore very fast*
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:38,
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Worse thing is when he's on shark look out......some how the body count is real high on his shift...
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:38,
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Life Guard helicopter pilotshated being on his shift....
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:43,
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Better not wear my seal cossie when swimming therelol
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:44,
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Canadian Life gaurd....Shark'll get you in the sea....
Clubbers on the beach!!!
Where the speedo suit instead!
(Clubbers on the beach!!!
Where the speedo suit instead!
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:48,
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Thanks for the 'heads up' I'll wear my Baywatch red one.and run very very slowly so my boobs bounce, arf.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:52,
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That reminds me of a comedy sketch...where the life gaurd is running slow and sexy...and everyone else is at normal speed just staring!
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:54,
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I blame Pamela Andersonnot because it's her fault entirely but because I hate her.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:56,
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I'm going to change it to a male lifeguardin my mind....
( kitty meow meow,
Sun 23 Nov 2003, 10:57,
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