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[challenge entry] Safety
in the tiger woods

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(Dr_Seuss, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Mow them down I say
With a large land rover and a crazy zulu driver behind the wheel

Just like London then...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Blatant TJ
Fellow b3tans, I read this a lot. But only tonight get to announce, "I'm drunk!"
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# You can still type.
You're not drunk.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# but it's only 8pm
You lightweight.

Why does no one ever live downstate?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# its 1am here
i've only been drinking for an hour but am fair feeling the effects (i count 9 beer bottles on my desk)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# 9 shandies in an hour.
Pah.

Kids today....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# I
dont feel so bad now. i just had 1 botle of wine i piocked up on a weekend in pennstvania. ok but it was the whole f'in bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# yes
indeed

amateur :P
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# hey
the typing skills are failing
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# .
I highly recomend if anyones in nw pennsylvana stope at penn shore winery!!!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# how do people manage to write books
about using iPods? it seems pretty simple to me?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Because other people are idiots.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Well,
we can't tell you you're a cunt all the time, you might sue us.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# thats the first time i've been called a cranberry in weeks
ahhh its like the filter never happened
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)