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[challenge entry] Morning all!
The traffic was mad this morning! Nose to tail all the way in:



I say if we're going to act like lemmings, then let the lemmings go to work.

(Thanks to Croz the wonder llama for the graffiti pic)

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(Al-a-tollah, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# *sigh*
I hate working.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# i absolutly heartily feel the same way
work sucks big fat hairy ape arse with a straw!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Do you know what's soul destroying?
I'll have to do this for another 39 years.

(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# ive got another 42 to go! YIPPEE!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I've got
38 years, 2 months and 3 days (not that I'm counting...)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# 19 years, 11 months, 4 days.
For the record.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# You old git!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Yep.
But with the body of a 20 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Stashed away
in the cupboard under the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Buried under the patio.
With the others.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# That reminds me!
My uncle said he'll need him back by 1pm for his Cremation. Don't forget will you!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# I'm winning the lottery
on Saturday...so that's me sorted!

I've got another 44 years and 2 months...I think! I'm no good at maths!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I don't mind work.
I like my work. But I hate having to work. I'd much rather just show up when I felt like it. Once or twice a month.

I should've chosen millionaire parents.

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
# sounds like a life philosophy to me!
morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Morning.
Yes, it is a philosophy, isn't it? Perhaps I could get a big phuq off grant to develop it. Is there a Department of Philosophy?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Claim it's art
the arts council will fund any old shite these days
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# ask the cod-philosopher
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I'm just getting ready
and fully prepared to attack the outside world and go to deliver 9 spec letters. I need a job! I'm sick of having no money, I'm sick of living with my parents and sharing a room with my 36 year old brother and just...AARRGGHHHH...Family Problems...So I'm getting a job and moving out as soon as humanly possible!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# it's like a huge river of seething, pulsating fur.
er...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Sounds like my weekend



..working at the zoo.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# I'm glad you didn't say hair...
Then I would've looked at you like this

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# but ,
some of you were here before me.

*freaky*
(WhateverYouReallyCalliT, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# does anyone own this thing?
where did he come from?

shhhh now
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# silly chicken
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# chilly sicken
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# chilli thicken
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# thai chicken
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# thai knickers
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Thai
me kangaroo down sport...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Skippy, skippy,
skippy the bush kangaroo!
/crap old childrens telly
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# grange hill.....
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
#
SAUSSAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# DAMN!
You win.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# What do I win?
Please tell me it's a blankety blank cheque pen and book!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# You win...
an evil orking puppy!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Awww!!!
Isn't that sweet! He wants to eat my soul! Bless...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# notting hill
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# riot
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# you ain't seen me...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Oh Lordy...
Is that road anywhere near Camberly by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeyyy, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# i work in camberley
camberley sucks arse, takes 30 minutes for traffic to move 5m and thats when im the only car on the road!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)