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[challenge entry] In the future
Marlboro cigar smoking monkeys will teach children how to play basketball and to do it in nike clothes.

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(ele+ebe, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I thought they did already?
What am I paying my taxes for?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# to keep me off the streets
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Typical.
Doesn't fucking work does it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# in the past 7 days i've only left the house twice
and only one of them was to go to work
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# to keep vork off the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# you pay taxes?
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# obviously he does.
they still tax tonic wine and white lightning, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# 2 lots!
I'm sure I pay more tax than I earn. I blame that black, crippled, gay, asylum-seeking single mother next door. And her social worker.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# is her social worker a jewish russian lesbian?
they're the worst kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# She is,
*and* she's go AIDS.

hahahahahahahahahaha
hahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# GO AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# It's coming back
in an 80's revival stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# It's the new TB
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# all the kids
have got to have it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# well, if they won't
who else will?
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# spong!
(sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# tj:
does anyone know a (small size) program that will tell you an x/y pixel location on an image easily?

i know PSP does it but it's a bit big to dl right now on dialup. - photoshop (7) doesn't have a secret option in it does it?

thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# zoom in and count it by hand
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# the info pallette
has your answers
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# aah
the cheeky fuckers.

ta! - look forward to a v0.001a pixel-ninja game later tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# set your units to
pixels in the units bit of the preferences too...
(vork and burlap, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# PS7 has a pixel-grid doesn't it?
I'm too lazy to open it and look though......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Photoshop does it
Look in the info palette type place
Oh, bugger it.. hang on *loads pshop*
Yeah. Thought so. Info palette will tell you the X/Y position of the cursor on the image. If it's showing CM or whatever you'll need to change it to use pixels in the preferences.
(Daddy Orchips, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)