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[challenge entry] She used to do phone sex...

but nobody seemed to want young pussy anymore.

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Hehehehe...
Wonder what my dreams will be like tonight?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# gabba gabba hey hey
gabba gabba hey hey
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# i loved
the highland gabber dancing on rathergood. hehe
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# made my night
:)
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# arf
I hereby issue my first "woo" and "yay"
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Ooo, pussy....
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i had a dream last night
that my cat had kittens.
but my cat is male. the "kittens" were in a nest on top of my computer box - there were a lot of dead ones on the ground (looking like baby birds.. hmm) but there were a few left in.

where had this nest come from? how had my cat layed kitten eggs? all these questions went through my head.

then followed a long period of me trying to keep track of 4 kittens - 3 big and 1 about 1/4 the size of the others. then my cat's paw fell off - just a clean cut and he didn't complain.

it was odd to say the least.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# Drugs are bad, kids!
Mmmkay!
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# for the most fucked up dreams
smoke too much weed for a long time

then stop.

i've not smoked for about 5 months and i have the craziest dreams ever.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)