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# challenge
I've got an old body puff (for the uninitiated, it's like netting all bundled up so when you add soap it makes bubbles and also acts as a exfoliater.) It's fallen apart, so it's just a long tube of pink netting, which would make nice tights if my legs were three times wider than they are. I can't get it back into a ball shape to use again, so I'm wondering - anyone got any fabulous ideas as to what I could make with it?



(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:17, archived)
# Wind sock
for flying squirrel squadrons
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:22, archived)
# A really
tight skirt
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:22, archived)
# A self-exfoliating
butterfly net
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:23, archived)
# tie it at one end
and keep sprouts in it.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:24, archived)
# add some elastic
and hearken back to the eighties with some leg warmers.

I can go on and on...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:24, archived)
# wrap it around a toilet roll tube
and at the next party you go to, surreptitiously replace the bog-roll in the toilet with it...
(gluskap, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:27, archived)
# otter tutu frills
makes sense
(minoltion, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:30, archived)
# the sprouts idea
is the best so far, usefulness wise, but I don't like sprouts. So it's utterly useless.
It just occurred to me that it'd make a good eel fishing net. But I don't think I like eels either.
Oh WOE is me.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:34, archived)
# flexible
bi-motional kitten run.
Nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:37, archived)
# with
integral storage, folds away and fits in a cupboard when you've finished.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:51, archived)
# with handy compatability
with most kitten sausage making machines
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:52, archived)
# kitten sausages
great! when you've finished with 'em, you can chow down =)
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] How Kitten Sausages really work
10 Kittens are exercised and nourished to the peak of health using the bidirection flexible kitten run (tm) Travel Edition. Fed using only the finest of Digestive Bisuits.

20 Once maximum kitten enjoyment has been reached, the flexible bidirectional kitten run (TM) Travel Edition is connected to the the Ver 4.0 Kitten sausage making device, and the product is then cooked to perfection in the built in kitten sausage roller oven (TM) and kept at a constant perfect temperature.

30 A fine meal is enjoyed by all.

40 The resultant waste products are then transported by sewer gnomes to the underground secret kitten bunker, where they are refined by rabid wolverine filtration units into high grade kitten-sausage-poo compost, and half is used in fiels in a big greenhouse in Antarctica where wheat is grown for digestives by High controller Furtive the Bear. The other half is fed into a time machine and forced to live time backwards until kitten embryos are returned.

50 These kitten embryos are then taken care of by nursemaid penguins, before being implanted into exfoliating and sudsing bath gauze thingys, before being sent out into the world with free money off vouchers for digestives attached.

60 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:04, archived)
# I've just
patented it.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Argh!!!!
Corporate Marmot thieves are stealing my inventions! Won't anyone save me from these heinous feinds?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:09, archived)
# you know.....
...it might just work.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Due to increasing demand
and decreasing supply, the Kitten Regulatory body has ordered the Kitten technical R & D Division of Furtive Inc. to design and build the Worlds first Kitten multiplier, which has just recently been inserted into the process at multiple points in the chain, thus bringing cheap, and cute kittens to the majority of the world, heralding a new age of enlightenment for mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:21, archived)