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How Kitten Sausages really work10 Kittens are exercised and nourished to the peak of health using the bidirection flexible kitten run (tm) Travel Edition. Fed using only the finest of Digestive Bisuits.
20 Once maximum kitten enjoyment has been reached, the flexible bidirectional kitten run (TM) Travel Edition is connected to the the Ver 4.0 Kitten sausage making device, and the product is then cooked to perfection in the built in kitten sausage roller oven (TM) and kept at a constant perfect temperature.
30 A fine meal is enjoyed by all.
40 The resultant waste products are then transported by sewer gnomes to the underground secret kitten bunker, where they are refined by rabid wolverine filtration units into high grade kitten-sausage-poo compost, and half is used in fiels in a big greenhouse in Antarctica where wheat is grown for digestives by High controller Furtive the Bear. The other half is fed into a time machine and forced to live time backwards until kitten embryos are returned.
50 These kitten embryos are then taken care of by nursemaid penguins, before being implanted into exfoliating and sudsing bath gauze thingys, before being sent out into the world with free money off vouchers for digestives attached.
60 goto 10
20 Once maximum kitten enjoyment has been reached, the flexible bidirectional kitten run (TM) Travel Edition is connected to the the Ver 4.0 Kitten sausage making device, and the product is then cooked to perfection in the built in kitten sausage roller oven (TM) and kept at a constant perfect temperature.
30 A fine meal is enjoyed by all.
40 The resultant waste products are then transported by sewer gnomes to the underground secret kitten bunker, where they are refined by rabid wolverine filtration units into high grade kitten-sausage-poo compost, and half is used in fiels in a big greenhouse in Antarctica where wheat is grown for digestives by High controller Furtive the Bear. The other half is fed into a time machine and forced to live time backwards until kitten embryos are returned.
50 These kitten embryos are then taken care of by nursemaid penguins, before being implanted into exfoliating and sudsing bath gauze thingys, before being sent out into the world with free money off vouchers for digestives attached.
60 goto 10
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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:04,
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Argh!!!!Corporate Marmot thieves are stealing my inventions! Won't anyone save me from these heinous feinds?
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:09,
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Due to increasing demandand decreasing supply, the Kitten Regulatory body has ordered the Kitten technical R & D Division of Furtive Inc. to design and build the Worlds first Kitten multiplier, which has just recently been inserted into the process at multiple points in the chain, thus bringing cheap, and cute kittens to the majority of the world, heralding a new age of enlightenment for mankind.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Sun 4 Aug 2002, 16:21,
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