Due to increasing demandand decreasing supply, the Kitten Regulatory body has ordered the Kitten technical R & D Division of Furtive Inc. to design and build the Worlds first Kitten multiplier, which has just recently been inserted into the process at multiple points in the chain, thus bringing cheap, and cute kittens to the majority of the world, heralding a new age of enlightenment for mankind.
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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
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