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[challenge entry] How pest control really works
Ah, the R & D division of Furtive Inc. have just come up with the preliminary designs for the Air-shark, a midge eating genetically modified super creature. Third basking shark, third spider, third swallow. The air-shark is a frenzied hunter of all midge-kind. Fueled by ramjet technology, midges are scooped by it's immense maw, and converted into insane acrobatics as it goes about it's appointed task!



Cower brief (extremly) mortals, and fear it's insect munching power!

From the How Stuff Really Works challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 6 Aug 2002, 2:16, archived)
# bleedin eck
run for t' hills
(minoltion, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 2:26, archived)
# never fear
for it will use it's mass-midge-murdering powers only for good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 6 Aug 2002, 2:34, archived)
# OK
I'm scared now
(Indole Ring, Tue 6 Aug 2002, 3:34, archived)