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Bugger..have we finished the cheap Knob gags?

Ahh well..better late than never..and probably donE!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)

we've NEVER

finished with cheap knob gags
woo (but definitely already been done)
[edit] nice username

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

maybe not in

widescreen though!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

ooh yeah

hadn't noticed that.

you should see her profile pic, she's purdy

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)

bugger!!

Gothy rejects are not meant to blush..
I hold you responsible!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

mmmm

being held by a beautiful bondage goth. lovely.

i'm sorry about the blushing, maybe you should put more white make-up on, then nobody will notice

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

bugger

just tried going to bondage.com

work server didn't like that did it... ; )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

that's

the one good thing about my work - they don't seem to care where you go, just as long as the work gets done and a bare minimum of virusses/spyware finds its way onto the system. odd really for one of the biggest companies in the world

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

Same here . . .

Damn you Websense !

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

looks like my brother's ladyfriend.

bastard

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

lucky

swine

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

then again

he looks like a cross between brandon lee and a chimney sweep.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

hahahahaha

sounds like my ex-girlfriend's ideal bloke (i looked like a chimney sweep at the time, and she had a thing for brandon lee)

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

here he is sans makeup

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

in an earlier era

he would have been a fan of ride
he looks about 12

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)

he's 18, i'm 20 and look older

yet i'm the one asked for ID.

the world's mad.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

he's

never 18.
bloody hell, that makes me feel sooo elderly (and normally i only feel the elderly).
at least tell me the pic was taken a couple or more years ago. please.

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)

he was just 17 when i took that

he doesn't look much older now though

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)

tchoh

and he gets served and you don't? you must be 5 foot 2 or something

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)

1 inch shorter than him.

i think my coy smile gives me away.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)

OOOoooOOOOOO
a word?

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

it is

if you're a ghost

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

i'll pass your vote

on to him.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

he's lovely

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)

cheap

knob gags in widescreen..could this be the start of a trend?

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)

out now on DVD!

cheap knob gags!

95 minutes of knobs drawn on everything!

available with extended commentary and 2.35:1 widescreen!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)

Eeep I wouldn't have that dancing in my lap either

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

love

you too babesX

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

Perhaps if you got a haircut, looked straight ahead instead of down and brushed the stray talc from the outside of the rubber suit?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

but

perhaps she doesn't want to dance in your lap.
then again, what woman could resist?

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

A friend of mine

goes to lap dancing clubs

Edit : Take it all back, the other pictures do you proud.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

yes. a friend

*winks knowingly*

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

uncalled for!

(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

They love that kind of talk

those bondage birds, gets the snail gland going.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)

hahahaha

snail gland. best term ever

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)

we do?

well bugger me!!!
not an offer..I repeat NOT an offer!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)

HAHAHA

you try looking straight ahead with that much mascara on..
stoopid shower photoshoot..
I looked like liza minelli and alice coopers lovechild!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

Dear oh dear

*tries to shake mental image*

Your piccie looks quite good, though.

(testingtestingtesting, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

i see

what she means with the third pic, though (the first two, on the other hand...)

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

Other hand, hey?

(testingtestingtesting, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)

i sat on it first

feels like somebody else is doing it, or something

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)

I was going to suggest you look as though you'd been drowned

But I thought I might get general booing from all the blokes who want to get into your pants.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

most blokes here

wear rubber pants anyway, though that's more of an incontinence things, really

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)

hehe

hairy testcardicles

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)