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# Eeep I wouldn't have that dancing in my lap either
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# love
you too babesX
(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# :P
Perhaps if you got a haircut, looked straight ahead instead of down and brushed the stray talc from the outside of the rubber suit?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# but
perhaps she doesn't want to dance in your lap.
then again, what woman could resist?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# A friend of mine
goes to lap dancing clubs

Edit : Take it all back, the other pictures do you proud.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# yes. a friend
*winks knowingly*
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# uncalled for!
(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# They love that kind of talk
those bondage birds, gets the snail gland going.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha
snail gland. best term ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# we do?
well bugger me!!!
not an offer..I repeat NOT an offer!!
(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
you try looking straight ahead with that much mascara on..
stoopid shower photoshoot..
I looked like liza minelli and alice coopers lovechild!!
(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Dear oh dear
*tries to shake mental image*

Your piccie looks quite good, though.
(testingtestingtesting, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# i see
what she means with the third pic, though (the first two, on the other hand...)
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Other hand, hey?
(testingtestingtesting, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)
# i sat on it first
feels like somebody else is doing it, or something
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I was going to suggest you look as though you'd been drowned
But I thought I might get general booing from all the blokes who want to get into your pants.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# most blokes here
wear rubber pants anyway, though that's more of an incontinence things, really
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)