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# Uberlurker with Maz Skills ahoy!
Hows things, Souljah?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)
# not bad
mate, stupid pissing ntl is being crap, my 1mb has turned into slower than turd speeds, but apart from that pretty cool.

being harranged on msn by some crazy girl who fancies me and says she earns £3000 a month working on a stud farm. i'm in stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Sounds like
you're being baited.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:34, archived)
# lol.
oh yeah. but it's amusing anyway. lol she also said she's just come outta hospital falling off her horse. but now she has the flu but is going to work tonight so had to go. hahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)
# baited by a master?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:36, archived)
# mmmm
maybe. lol.

maybe she's after a new stallion for her stud farm.

*oh dear can't believe i said that*
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# At my school... some of the teahcers used to refer to themselves as "masters"...
...old fashioned place.

Anyway... I once had a real old-school guy trying to teach a not-very-interested class. We used to wind him up something rotten, and one day we were all being extremely unco-operative and not answering questions even when the answers were easy or obvious.

Eventually he snapped...

"you're all baiting me, for goodness sake!"

"stop this master-baiting immediately!"

Cue 20 teenagers falling off chairs in hysterical and disbelieving laughter for about 10 minutes.

My sides ached.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha.,
seat falling off lol nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)