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# TJ
My landlord(not pub landlord) is coming to check my rented house in the morning....what do i tell him about the blood stain on the hall floor??

edit: Thanks i will do all your ideas...apart from clean it up
(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:07, archived)
# the flat was built
on an ancient native american burial ground
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)
# tell him it's yours

and that you have no memory of it
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Clean it up.
Soap and water gets blood out. Unless it's one of them haunted blood stains. If it is you might want a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)
# stain the whole carpet the same colour quick...
he probably won't remember what colour it was.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)
# let the door open a crack
and then be lying there with it coming out from under you, so it looks like you were killed
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:09, archived)
# that might get you off the rent too.
although life could get somewhat complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)
# well you have to have a new identity waiting for you to make it work
i suggest going to the caribbean
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Haha!
Do this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:11, archived)
# buy a 2.99 mat from Wilkinsons
and put it over it.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:25, archived)