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# i've just found a tangerine under my bed

it seems semi-fresh too
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Wasn't there a bag of bananas
on top of your bed earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:37, archived)
# it must be a magical bed.

*edit* - actually it would sound more like "maaaaaagical bedddd"
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:38, archived)
# a magical fruit bed!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)
# yes...
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Maybe its a Hansel & Grettel style house
But with fruit instead of sweeties.
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)
# It's still there.

I think my mum is trying to tell me I should eat some fruit.
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Maybe she wants you to be more of a fruit.
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)
# It's a possibility,
but I shan't be going along with this.
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Good idea.
And rah for 200 posts.




Fucking finally.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Eat it and tell us if you die
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:37, archived)
# i've had it

no rash yet
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Crush it against someones face.
While shouting "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE PURPLE BOX MR. HARRISON? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE BOX?"
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:40, archived)
#
"WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH? WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY?"
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Nah,
that's been done.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:43, archived)
# the song was named after
some guy who worked at a tv station (i think) who beat his boss to death with a microphone while screaming said question
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:47, archived)
# nope
i think it came from a story about a homeless guy who walked up to Dan Rather (US news caster) and just said
"what's the frequency kenneth"
and walked away.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:49, archived)
# hmm

well, seeing as i can't remember where i read the version i've heard - i'll accept yours as truth
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I thought he attacked some reporter in a park.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I win.
ask.yahoo.com/ask/20010619.html
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:51, archived)
# well...
fuck knows where my story came from

probably the sticky depths of my mind
(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:56, archived)