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A Happy Moment

Penguins, like many other animals, have specific habitation requirements. One of the many problems with penguins, is that their habitational requirements are only met in a relatively small part of the world. Try as they might, penguins will never take over the world. Penguins require large amounts of ice, fish, and cliffs off which they can dive idiotically into large amounts of water. If any of these requirements are not met, the penguin will either die, or go insane and start killing all the penguins in site, before it itself gets taken down by the choppers. The only way that penguins will ever get anywhere is if they steal key components from humans, such as AK-47s and rocket launchers, and so on and so forth. Can you rely on a penguin to build an effective war instrument, torture machine, or a better mousetrap? The penguins can inspire us to do better as a race to keep a few steps ahead of us, but can we ever REALLY rely on them to produce our food, design our computers or clean our washrooms? Must we go on like this? It is suspected that the penguins are purposefully creating a hole in the ozone layer in an attempt to fry us all into little piles of meat, which would make wonderful meals for our dear penguins. Why are we wasting our time finding out about Antarctica? We place valuable scientists at risk in volcanoes every day. Can we trust the penguins with the lives of the elite? I think not. We must burn Antarctica, and burn it well. Then we must assasinate the spies strategiously placed in many of our major cities in zoos.

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:01, archived)

fantastisk!

hahahahahahahaha...

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Kaiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

how adorable! woo!

and on that note. good night b3ta, i'm off to take a differential equations exam
*cocks shotgun*

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

eeby jesus

good luck!

remember: d/dx(trousers) = crotch

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

thanks. i may just have to write that on the test and see if anyone notices

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

As miniskirt tends to zero

= headband

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

belt surely?

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

a tiny piece of nylon thread is more likely

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

hahahahahaha

/nerdy guffaw

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

STOP IT

ALL OF YOU

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

What's purple and commutes?

An abelian grape.

/geekiest joke I know

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)

There's only ten kinds of people

Those who understand trinary
Those who don't
And those who don't care.

/lab coat

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)

ooh no. my IT teacher says

ability X effort = achievment
(high) X (Dire) = moderate

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

good luck

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

Good luck

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:05, archived)

bye...

and good luck :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:09, archived)

*bows*

genius

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:02, archived)

You're too good to us.

That almost takes me out of my Christmas mood.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:03, archived)

awwwwwww!

That's just so joyous!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

that is very moving

quite lovely!

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freshlegs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

Yay

he looks like he having so much fun!

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:04, archived)

PIC

woo

ALT
woo yay panowie zapow ni!

it is the simple things in life that give me pleasure.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

Superb !

... and what an unlikely mode of transportation !
yay

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oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:06, archived)

I pronounce thee the Einstein of animation!

And with that, I'm off to bed - there's no way I'll see anything better than that this evening...

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:07, archived)

woo

woo!

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:08, archived)

yaaaaay!

fabulous :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:10, archived)

aww

that's fantastic!

Chump! with a kite! in striped pyjamas!

I think I may have to kill myself now.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:18, archived)