TJ: Sorry
the bird I sit next clicked on 'Top 10 Cutest Kittens' with her volume on full. Just as a customer came through on the phone...Laugh I nearly shat....
Just so this isn't totally wasted, have a meme:

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit,
Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:31,
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