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# Father Christmas
quickly regretted his off the cuff remark about reindeer being big-nosed cows with antlers
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# wooyay!
TJ
thieving bastards:
www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?page=1&type=3&id=9427
NSFW ads
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)
# gah the most annoying worm in the world
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# those pics aren't from b3ta
they're quite famous
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)
# you must of missed the love is bandwagon
edit:- here you go!
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/loveis/index.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)
# i do like the idea of a genuine love is cartoon
about midget porn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)
# ahhh..
i see
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Plus I'm always secretly flattered when I see
one of my pics on someone's site. (Not that that one is mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# i love your paintings
are you a pro painter?

(aka artist)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# why yes
well, no. I'm a cartoonist really. My artistic ability is summed up thus: B grade GCSE. My full time occupation is nutbag. And freelance drawy-person. Mostly I just go nuts.

I can't draw normal things...only cartoons...as witnessed by my big painting, Owl and Bear, detail from which is here:

GAH! Then you look at someone like Bovine, who draws great 'toons but also could probably draw your mother so realistically you'd talk to it all night. GAH again!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:46, archived)
# ooh
thats lovely, def card/childrens illustration material, woo for you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:49, archived)
# it's funny you should say that, Doc
cos I've written children's books... anyone in publishing here? Anyone want to give me a £100,000 advance? I promise you'd get your book and then you'd never see me again. It's WIN WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)
# I wrote a children's book!
'Once there was a potato. It was eaten. It was a very sad potato. The end.'

Really, I'm sure it'll be on the bestseller lost
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:57, archived)
# *quickly scribbles down text*
*tries to pass off as own...*

Incidentally, in which form was the potato eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hehehehe
well, at least you tried ;-)

i think your work is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# aaaawwwwwwww
*wipes tear from eye*

still tired and emotional*

*no, actually tired and emotional...weekend of respiratory problems
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Yay
Evening DownOnTheFarm
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# eve
ning
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Old men can't drive for toffee.

They prefer Werther's Originals.... badoom tish
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# hooray, says the field
finally, some recognicion...

I asked for a WHITE teddy bear! WHITE!
(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)
# yay
*pressure pressure pressure*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)
# cracking
under....strain.....

must....resist....urge....for....rampage.....
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Goddamnit!
stuupid Tripod is being bumgayslow tonight so i cant load my hamephant on to b3ta, grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)
# hehe he
super !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)