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[challenge entry] Bah humbug


From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Miserable
fucker
(Mr That's Shit, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)
# b3ta's fault
i'm really quite looking forward to christmas
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Reindeer's what
don't fly?
(rednc, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# the reality of b3ta
number 1... ;)
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# hehe
that's a great idea. it would be decades long though.
(rednc, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# You've got a grammar problem
in number 3.
(Just recline and let me service you, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# ? there is no number
5
V
0+5
1+4
2+3
3+2
4+1
5+0
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# 3!!! Alright!
I corrected it.
(Just recline and let me service you, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# oops
(rednc, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I do!
I haven't got any yet!
Christmas cards, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)
# you need to learn some spelling and grammar mate...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# i'm tired
please don't hurt me
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Don't see why
Seems to be a good way of getting a lot of attention.
(Kyzia was here on, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)
# stop impugning muppets!
(yakmonkey, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# that's a good point
it's giving a Henson creation a bad name to place it in the same universe as the head monkey. which i suppose isn't fair to monkeys everywhere.
(rednc, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)
# wow
English not your first language, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# don't usually make that many mistakes
my grammar is perfectly fine usually, i just suffered some sort of brain lapse by the looks of it.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I'd just like to point out
that I'm celebrating the Winter Soltice this year. On Christmas Day.

And it was a pagan celebration before the Christians hijacked it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)
# TAKE THIS CELEBRATION
TO ISRAEL!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)
# a braen
laps'e
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)