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NSFA? if tis, i'll change to linky. or take it down as tis disturbing.

edit/ the board is slow tonight. someone post something before i post another.
tis from here www.b3ta.com/board/2574882

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)

As long as I continue to not understand

what it's about, it's fine

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Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)

It's a picture of...

...the aftermath of spontaneous human combustion. An interesting phenomenon to do with the "wick" effect. Contrary to popular belief, in such circumstances humans do not simply burst into flames but act more like the big bag of fat we are over a period of time. The aftermath is the cause of such urban myths.

Oh, and there's something on her ankle.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)

I saw a programme about that once

isn't it something like an inside-out candle with the clothes acting as the wick?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)

Didn't they try and recreate it

using a dead pig?

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Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)

Yup.

That's the bunny, good to see I'm not cracking up and imagining these crasy TV programmes.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)

i remember that

twas reet good

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)

Whilst on the subject of imagining crazy tv,

did some guy run on a treadmill with Leo Sayer on his back, singing a song. Whilst Phillip Schofield watched,

or did I dream it?

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Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)

yes and no

He did run on a tred mill with leo sayer on his back but I think it was an episode of shooting stars, I don't think Pip Scofield was there

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)

did anyone ever see a thing with

anneka rice talking to a horse?
they horse may or may not have been talking back

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)

I think

I must have missed that

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)

well it was quite early in the morning

and lsd was involved, so i may have imagined it

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)

I suspect it was...

...that saturday BBC1 teatime thing Reeves & Mortimer did. "Families at War" or somesuch. Even better than the original Generation Game, and that's saying something.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)

umm

I saw that - I'm sure it was in Shooting Stars or such-like. So either it was real or co-joined psychotic mindpiss....

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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)

Leo sayer

fell off and ended up underneath the blue mats put around the treadmill

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)

Excellent,

thanks - I no longer hold that as the cause of my mental instability

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Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)

it wasn't mindpiss?

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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)

yes

That was on CSI

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)

i saw that one

scared me shitless

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)

if they ever

want to recreate human decay they use dead pig

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)

sounds

like some take aways i know....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)

I was in a village once

which had an take away next to a funeral parlour.

Also I went to an Indian restuarant in Cotham which sold its curry in three varieties:
chicken, prawn and meat

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Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)

Cotham in Bristol

or some other Cotham that I'm not aware of?

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LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)

Yep, Cotham in Bristol

I was living there until the summer

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Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)

Ahh

I'm from Bristol. I take it you managed to escape then.

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LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)

I finished Uni

Now I'm trying to find any excuse to get back there.

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Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)

*nod*

I have the misfortune of working for the uni - I think I'm stuck here.

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LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)

I went to a Beer Festival once...

...the sign said "meat curry".

"What sort of meat?" I asked.

"Tinned".

It was nice.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)

Most of the curry houses round here do 'meat' dishes.

And thinking about it, they're all not too far from the Co-op Funeral Parlour.

but apparently, it's all mutton

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)

Exactly.

Well done. See, not everyone under 30's an intellectual midget.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)

i think the post below

is the desired effect. moron.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)

Er...

I'm the moron?

Jeeeezus. Must be Sunday. The proles are out to play.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)

Both of you.

STOP EEET.

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dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)

Aw....

....let me play with his spicy brains. Please?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)

frognesh

well if you look at the time between me posting that, and you replying, it took you a long time to read it.

or not, you could have been posting other things. no i'll stick with my first option. moron.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)

fight fight fight

fight fight fight
fight fight fight

fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)

i like this

insults using made up words...it shows imagination while showing no imagination at the same time
It could be a paradox but I'm probably wrong

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)

what insult?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)

proles

and frognesh

or maybe i just don't understand what you kids are banging on abut these days

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)

Proles is a word.

Dunno about frognesh

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)

really?

oh yes so it is...god bless George Orwell

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)

A frog nesh

is a soft tender frog. But I don't think thats what it means here.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)

Possibly a juxtaposition

^_^

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)

now whos making up words?

;)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)

Nyahnyah

My words better than yours!

Hehe!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)

Indeed.

when frognesh is uttered, mr Label reaches for the dictionary and throws it far away.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)

A Handbag?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)

It's earnestly important, you know.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:34, archived)

That's not

very nice.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)

sponGtaneous

Human combustion. Yowzah.

(

DogHorse plop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)

is that

that old guy who spontaniously combusted?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)

Yes.

See link further down page.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)

lady

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)

It's difficult to

guess the sex of a charred leg

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)

but the shoe!

look at the shoe!

(

kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)

and

how thin the ankle is.

(

souljah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)

"you have ladies charred legs"

"arrrr yarrr"

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)

actually on the link

it says these are the remains of Dr John Bentley...it is a man

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)

he can wear stockings if he likes

he cut a fine dash at the brighton hippodrome I'm told

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)

funny

thing is years ago in a edition of `the unexplained` that pic was attributed to a woman...oh and the scary ghost voices LP that came with that scared the shit out of me...but then i was young.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)

he must have been wearing shorts.

i read a bit that was talking about a ldy then decided to put up the picture of a spong. i can spong ANYTHING i am not afraid!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)

A mate of mine has very womanly legs.

And they're strangely attractive.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)

**WARNING - SQUILDO GRAPING IN PROGRESS**

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)

Well, let's put it like this.

I would.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)

I wear shoes like that

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)

I was going to say something revolting then

but thought better of it

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)

nice one

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)

smoething about manmilk dribble

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)

True

Although I think the shoes and stockings might be a clue

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LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)

You can see

a stocking?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)

maybe

it was a TV that set light to himself by rubbing his legs together causing friction in his nylon tights....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)

Good theory.

Well done, Sargeant.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)

One

last question...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)

she was a bright spark apparently

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)

No-one spontaneously combusts.

It was the FOREIGNERS. They come here, stealing our low-paying jobs and exploding our women.

(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)

bastards

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)

I tell you,

Churchill... he knew how to deal with Johnny Foreigner. He'd chop them up, roll them in tobacco and smoke them in a cheroot.

(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)

and then make brandy out of their earlobes

and drink it!

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)

i saw about this on a programme once, and aparently peopel can burn for days

its all in the body fat-content you know

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)

Like a candle

and wick...I saw something about that on CSI

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)

That's how

Wicksie in Eastenders died. He was literally a human wick... that's how he got his name.

(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)

now you're just being silly

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thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)

always

thought he had a speech impediment and the first two letters were actually pr...but he could not say them properly.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)

used that pic too but I think i was just too subtle with it...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)

that's woo and yaysome.

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souljah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)

Now that is subtle.

A woo, a yay and as I'm feeling reckless, a houpla to you.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)

Spontaneous Quo

woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)

Heh heh.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)