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# is that
that old guy who spontaniously combusted?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Yes.
See link further down page.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# lady
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# It's difficult to
guess the sex of a charred leg
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# but the shoe!
look at the shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# and
how thin the ankle is.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# "you have ladies charred legs"
"arrrr yarrr"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# actually on the link
it says these are the remains of Dr John Bentley...it is a man
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# he can wear stockings if he likes
he cut a fine dash at the brighton hippodrome I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# funny
thing is years ago in a edition of `the unexplained` that pic was attributed to a woman...oh and the scary ghost voices LP that came with that scared the shit out of me...but then i was young.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# he must have been wearing shorts.
i read a bit that was talking about a ldy then decided to put up the picture of a spong. i can spong ANYTHING i am not afraid!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# A mate of mine has very womanly legs.
And they're strangely attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# **WARNING - SQUILDO GRAPING IN PROGRESS**
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Well, let's put it like this.
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# I wear shoes like that
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# I was going to say something revolting then
but thought better of it
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# nice one
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# smoething about manmilk dribble
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# True
Although I think the shoes and stockings might be a clue
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# You can see
a stocking?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# maybe
it was a TV that set light to himself by rubbing his legs together causing friction in his nylon tights....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Good theory.
Well done, Sargeant.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# One
last question...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# she was a bright spark apparently
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# No-one spontaneously combusts.
It was the FOREIGNERS. They come here, stealing our low-paying jobs and exploding our women.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# bastards
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I tell you,
Churchill... he knew how to deal with Johnny Foreigner. He'd chop them up, roll them in tobacco and smoke them in a cheroot.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# and then make brandy out of their earlobes
and drink it!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# i saw about this on a programme once, and aparently peopel can burn for days
its all in the body fat-content you know
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Like a candle
and wick...I saw something about that on CSI
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# That's how
Wicksie in Eastenders died. He was literally a human wick... that's how he got his name.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# always
thought he had a speech impediment and the first two letters were actually pr...but he could not say them properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)