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# It's a picture of...
...the aftermath of spontaneous human combustion. An interesting phenomenon to do with the 'wick' effect. Contrary to popular belief, in such circumstances humans do not simply burst into flames but act more like the big bag of fat we are over a period of time. The aftermath is the cause of such urban myths.

Oh, and there's something on her ankle.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I saw a programme about that once
isn't it something like an inside-out candle with the clothes acting as the wick?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Didn't they try and recreate it
using a dead pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Yup.
That's the bunny, good to see I'm not cracking up and imagining these crasy TV programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# i remember that
twas reet good
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Whilst on the subject of imagining crazy tv,
did some guy run on a treadmill with Leo Sayer on his back, singing a song. Whilst Phillip Schofield watched,

or did I dream it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# yes and no
He did run on a tred mill with leo sayer on his back but I think it was an episode of shooting stars, I don't think Pip Scofield was there
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)
# did anyone ever see a thing with
anneka rice talking to a horse?
they horse may or may not have been talking back
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# I think
I must have missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# well it was quite early in the morning
and lsd was involved, so i may have imagined it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# I suspect it was...
...that saturday BBC1 teatime thing Reeves & Mortimer did. "Families at War" or somesuch. Even better than the original Generation Game, and that's saying something.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# umm
I saw that - I'm sure it was in Shooting Stars or such-like. So either it was real or co-joined psychotic mindpiss....
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Leo sayer
fell off and ended up underneath the blue mats put around the treadmill
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Excellent,
thanks - I no longer hold that as the cause of my mental instability
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# So
it wasn't mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# yes
That was on CSI
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:13, archived)
# i saw that one
scared me shitless
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# if they ever
want to recreate human decay they use dead pig
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# sounds
like some take aways i know....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# I was in a village once
which had an take away next to a funeral parlour.

Also I went to an Indian restuarant in Cotham which sold its curry in three varieties:
chicken, prawn and meat
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Cotham in Bristol
or some other Cotham that I'm not aware of?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Yep, Cotham in Bristol
I was living there until the summer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Ahh
I'm from Bristol. I take it you managed to escape then.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# I finished Uni
Now I'm trying to find any excuse to get back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:35, archived)
# *nod*
I have the misfortune of working for the uni - I think I'm stuck here.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I went to a Beer Festival once...
...the sign said "meat curry".

"What sort of meat?" I asked.

"Tinned".

It was nice.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Most of the curry houses round here do 'meat' dishes.
And thinking about it, they're all not too far from the Co-op Funeral Parlour.

but apparently, it's all mutton
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Exactly.
Well done. See, not everyone under 30's an intellectual midget.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# i think the post below
is the desired effect. moron.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Er...
I'm the moron?

Jeeeezus. Must be Sunday. The proles are out to play.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Both of you.
STOP EEET.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Aw....
....let me play with his spicy brains. Please?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# frognesh
well if you look at the time between me posting that, and you replying, it took you a long time to read it.

or not, you could have been posting other things. no i'll stick with my first option. moron.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)
# fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight

fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight
fight fight fight
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# i like this
insults using made up words...it shows imagination while showing no imagination at the same time
It could be a paradox but I'm probably wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# ?
what insult?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# proles
and frognesh

or maybe i just don't understand what you kids are banging on abut these days
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Proles is a word.
Dunno about frognesh
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# really?
oh yes so it is...god bless George Orwell
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:24, archived)
# A frog nesh
is a soft tender frog. But I don't think thats what it means here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Possibly a juxtaposition
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:21, archived)
# now whos making up words?
;)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Nyahnyah
My words better than yours!

Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Indeed.
when frognesh is uttered, mr Label reaches for the dictionary and throws it far away.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# A Handbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# It's earnestly important, you know.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:34, archived)
# That's not
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:16, archived)